Things more likely than Sark coaching this game

1. Jake Locker - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has two years under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Garcia, Bulyca, White-Frisbee, Hobben, Tolar, Rosborough, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Ed Donatell - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Baer and Donatell, we will see a much improved defense on 8/31.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. Anthony Boyles, De'Andre Goodwin, Jack Lockner, Jordan Polk, Chris Polk, Quinton Richardson, Anthony Goburn, Vonzell McDowell etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.

I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?