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7 Reasons You Should Date A Guy Who Lives At Home With His Parents
DerekJohnson
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Derek, how long have you been a member?
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going on eight years nowsarktastic said:Derek, how long have you been a member?
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what's said in chat, stays in chat
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I hoped for 5 reasons, but got 7.
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1. Free rent - He is the cheapest player on the field, enough said on that.
2. Offensive Odors - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the waist, they are ready to dominate the toilet bowl. Marz, Lewallen, Voltz, Costigan, Havenstein, Watt, Ossai, etc. These dumps have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Bedsheet around the computer - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every porn site has spoke out about the difference between year-1 and year 2, we will see a much improved sightline coverage on 9/27.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest anyone has come in a long time. Asa Akira, Lexi Belle, Phoenix Marie, Priya Rai, etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the blunt and keep their friends off the bong, the better chance they have at making that 20 sack last the whole week.
I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17? -
