Sark Selling Couches

dnc · June 2015

Most divorces aren't amicable when there's a lot of money combined with kids and prolonged adultery. Bad mix.

Sark's in no position to take any time off from coaching. He needs money more than ever now, so I figure he might be more motivated to correct his mistakes, since most coaches are both stubborn and egotistical and need to be pushed to make big changes.

I actually suspect Sark's ready to drill down on his career and come out fighting. But If he's not strong enough to handle the job now, then I say get him off the payroll and move on.

Meek · June 2015

if you look up Rolling Hills on the google maps thingy, you'll see that it's this location that allows the dude brah to relate so well to the edgy inner city kids in LA - he can bountifully reside in an elite, gated community with a 500 tree orchard, 18 tvs, an "office" for all that work he does, and the ultimate in conspicuous consumption - an enormous goldfish pond AND yet still overlook the little athletes growing up in cooperative housing complexes at the bottom of the "rolling hill". What a fucking great guy Sark is; everyone says so.

sarktastic · June 2015

Sark's first interview after getting fired from USC...

"Quite honestly, that divorce was a lot bigger distraction than it needed to be. Stephanie's attorney's had trouble buying in. If they would have just trusted what we were teaching them, no question, that was a 12 win team... I can trace every one of those 5 losses back to decisions those attorneys made."