Disagree about the Texas part though. If Texas was serious about football, Mack Brown would have already been door.ass.out.
Mack is 17 wins from the alltime record at Texas, sentimental bullshit might drag out his tenure. I'll be at the UT game this weekend it'll be interesting how the crowd acts, expecting some impatient booing to anything short of dominance.
Jon B had a big song with Babyface when I was in 8th grade. All the Asian chicks at Denny were stunned to find out he was hwite.
True story.
#NeverForget
Mmmm Asian chicks....No I take that back. God extended their backs, put in cracks and placed the ass mass in their skulls. Check a chinamen chick naked. a Its like, Hey ning-chow, where the fuck did yo ass go, it certainly didn't go to your tits. And fix that dental discrepancy. Why am I about to slam genitals with you? Really nice girls though. There's more to people than just their breasts and vaginas. Speaking of, trim that fro just a little!
Jon B had a big song with Babyface when I was in 8th grade. All the Asian chicks at Denny were stunned to find out he was hwite.
True story.
#NeverForget
Mmmm Asian chicks....No I take that back. God extended their backs, put in cracks and placed the ass mass in their skulls. Check a chinamen chick naked. a Its like, Hey ning-chow, where the fuck did yo ass go, it certainly didn't go to your tits. And fix that dental discrepancy. Why am I about to slam genitals with you? Really nice girls though. There's more to people than just their breasts and vaginas. Speaking of, trim that fro just a little!
Jon B had a big song with Babyface when I was in 8th grade. All the Asian chicks at Denny were stunned to find out he was hwite.
True story.
#NeverForget
Mmmm Asian chicks....No I take that back. God extended their backs, put in cracks and placed the ass mass in their skulls. Check a chinamen chick naked. a Its like, Hey ning-chow, where the fuck did yo ass go, it certainly didn't go to your tits. And fix that dental discrepancy. Why am I about to slam genitals with you? Really nice girls though. There's more to people than just their breasts and vaginas. Speaking of, trim that fro just a little!
Mmmm Asian chicks....No I take that back. God extended their backs, put in cracks and placed the ass mass in their skulls. Check a chinamen chick naked. a Its like, Hey ning-chow, where the fuck did yo ass go, it certainly didn't go to your tits. And fix that dental discrepancy. Why am I about to slam genitals with you? Really nice girls though. There's more to people than just their breasts and vaginas. Speaking of, trim that fro just a little!
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It was a good idea I had to turn this into a weekly thing. I like to credit for shit.
Disagree about the Texas part though. If Texas was serious about football, Mack Brown would have already been door.ass.out.
I may switch from the monthly plan and fork over the big $$$$ for the annual package.
True story.
#NeverForget
It is a lame parody, not a lame attempt.