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Hot blonde intern on doogman has the Vernon Adams scoop

bananasnblondes
bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,515
in College Football Forum
Here's twat I'm hearing...

1) Vernon Adams is living on Krispy Kremes and Mountain Dew. He's way out of shape. Hasn't been in a gym or thrown a football since his final game at EWU. Other EWU players say he would pretend to be hurt so he wouldn't have to lift or run with the team. He would sit on the exercise bike while his team mates would be puking from running. Extremely lazy.

2) Hold on to your butts....He may not make it into Oregon. He's become a pariah at EWU and everyone hates him. Without the help, he's failing a bunch of his classes and will definitely have to take summer classes to graduate. Best case scenario is he gets to Oregon 3rd week of August. Should be interesting.

3) His former team mates hate him because he didn't even tell them or his coaches he was leaving. They found out when he changed his twitter picture to an O. Major character/leadership issues.

Anyways, I approached this hot blonde and offered to buy her a banana if I could have her phone number. Just what I'm hearing.










brb blonde.
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  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    Is this satire or real, I'm never sure with Ken.
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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,515
    This is real, though not from Kim. Its from some other poster but Kim jumped in and said he's also heard about the academis issues
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  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    The silence from AzQooks Sandy vag speaks volumes...
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  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    bananasnblondes said:

    This is real, though not from Kim's handle

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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    bananasnblondes said:

    Here's twat I'm hearing...

    1) Vernon Adams is living on Krispy Kremes and Mountain Dew. He's way out of shape. Hasn't been in a gym or thrown a football since his final game at EWU. Other EWU players say he would pretend to be hurt so he wouldn't have to lift or run with the team. He would sit on the exercise bike while his team mates would be puking from running. Extremely lazy.

    2) Hold on to your butts....He may not make it into Oregon. He's become a pariah at EWU and everyone hates him. Without the help, he's failing a bunch of his classes and will definitely have to take summer classes to graduate. Best case scenario is he gets to Oregon 3rd week of August. Should be interesting.

    3) His former team mates hate him because he didn't even tell them or his coaches he was leaving. They found out when he changed his twitter picture to an O. Major character/leadership issues.

    Anyways, I approached this hot blonde and offered to buy her a banana if I could have her phone number. Just what I'm hearing.










    brb blonde.

    U mean like Sark?
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  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    You are forgetting to point out that this is exactly the reason CCCP wouldn't touch the guy with a 10foot poll.
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  • HFNY
    HFNY Member Posts: 5,402
    Crap, if it's him saying it then that means Adams will win the Heisman, UO will become something more than a Power 5 JC, and the Ducks are going to finally win a NATTY!!!!!

    Couldn't get any worse than that, except for him saying the same thing about the Cuogs which would be even more insufferable than Qook fans.
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  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    I've read a couple articles about the kid since he left EWU and, naturally, all that stuff is crap. For instance, he gets up early to work out every day and has a regular set of buddies who catch passes till their hands bleed. I've seen video of that.

    And how could anybody believe the kid is screwing around in his classes and will miss his chance to win the QB job at Oregon? Oh yeah, it's Kim - the idiot who treated us to 18 months of complete bullshit about Oregon's transgressions and the severe penalties the NCAA would hand down. The guy just never fails to deliver.
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    call me a cracker, I love it. More people need to recite thee ole'sticks and stones adage to themselves, you know, the one kids have used for generations and in regards to dealing with name calling. Why do adults get offended to "name calling"?

    This forum, and this world needs less pussy's like you Splitskin and more MEN like Puppylove- Sugarlove-Steelheader. Prolly some of your wives are saying the same thing.
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  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,316
    edited May 2015
    So Kim knew and didn't want to say anthing....

    LaMichael James and Darron Thomas got into the UO....Geezus, they snuck James over the Texas border and had his grandma sign his LOI. Adams will be in Eugene and practicing with UO in August.

    Cook it.

    He also just joined ISIS apparently

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzCmfVe4w3o
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited May 2015
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    No traction whatsoever over at Oregon's 247 site. More doogery at doogman, move along
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,137 Standard Supporter
    Point 2 is somewhat correct. He has a graduation requirement to complete and there is a strong chance he won't be able to do it in a timely manner.

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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,515
    AZDuck said:

    image

    No traction whatsoever over at Oregon's 247 site. More doogery at doogman, move along

    Make sure you call scout. Since it took less than 5 days, I think you can get your money refunded if you cancel your dawgman subscription today. Hopefully you had some sick leave left at work to use whole you completed your investigation.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Huh?

    I'm IP banned at Doogman and eQuook
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Get banninated and pop off
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    AZDuck said:

    Get banninated and pop off

    Is that all it takes to pop off? Doogman and educk bans?

    @IrishDawg22 needs to clean his PM box out so I can get dialed in.
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