Hot blonde intern on doogman has the Vernon Adams scoop
1) Vernon Adams is living on Krispy Kremes and Mountain Dew. He's way out of shape. Hasn't been in a gym or thrown a football since his final game at EWU. Other EWU players say he would pretend to be hurt so he wouldn't have to lift or run with the team. He would sit on the exercise bike while his team mates would be puking from running. Extremely lazy.
2) Hold on to your butts....He may not make it into Oregon. He's become a pariah at EWU and everyone hates him. Without the help, he's failing a bunch of his classes and will definitely have to take summer classes to graduate. Best case scenario is he gets to Oregon 3rd week of August. Should be interesting.
3) His former team mates hate him because he didn't even tell them or his coaches he was leaving. They found out when he changed his twitter picture to an O. Major character/leadership issues.
Anyways, I approached this hot blonde and offered to buy her a banana if I could have her phone number. Just what I'm hearing.
brb blonde.
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Is this satire or real, I'm never sure with Ken.
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This is real, though not from Kim. Its from some other poster but Kim jumped in and said he's also heard about the academis issues
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Which means Oregon finally wins it all
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The silence from AzQooks Sandy vag speaks volumes...
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bananasnblondes said:
This is real, though not from Kim's handle
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U mean like Sark?bananasnblondes said:Here's twat I'm hearing...
1) Vernon Adams is living on Krispy Kremes and Mountain Dew. He's way out of shape. Hasn't been in a gym or thrown a football since his final game at EWU. Other EWU players say he would pretend to be hurt so he wouldn't have to lift or run with the team. He would sit on the exercise bike while his team mates would be puking from running. Extremely lazy.
2) Hold on to your butts....He may not make it into Oregon. He's become a pariah at EWU and everyone hates him. Without the help, he's failing a bunch of his classes and will definitely have to take summer classes to graduate. Best case scenario is he gets to Oregon 3rd week of August. Should be interesting.
3) His former team mates hate him because he didn't even tell them or his coaches he was leaving. They found out when he changed his twitter picture to an O. Major character/leadership issues.
Anyways, I approached this hot blonde and offered to buy her a banana if I could have her phone number. Just what I'm hearing.
brb blonde. -
You are forgetting to point out that this is exactly the reason CCCP wouldn't touch the guy with a 10foot poll.
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He's busy reading his Discover card number off to a Scout phone rep so he can confirm this blasphemy for himselfBallSacked said:The silence from AzQooks Sandy vag speaks volumes...
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Crap, if it's him saying it then that means Adams will win the Heisman, UO will become something more than a Power 5 JC, and the Ducks are going to finally win a NATTY!!!!!
Couldn't get any worse than that, except for him saying the same thing about the Cuogs which would be even more insufferable than Qook fans. -
I've read a couple articles about the kid since he left EWU and, naturally, all that stuff is crap. For instance, he gets up early to work out every day and has a regular set of buddies who catch passes till their hands bleed. I've seen video of that.
And how could anybody believe the kid is screwing around in his classes and will miss his chance to win the QB job at Oregon? Oh yeah, it's Kim - the idiot who treated us to 18 months of complete bullshit about Oregon's transgressions and the severe penalties the NCAA would hand down. The guy just never fails to deliver.
