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True and ridiculous thing that Happened to me in the caveman days of dial up internet and land lines
SevenEleven
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in Tug Tavern
A doomsday story over concern about us not being able to get faster speeds of internet in the coming years reminded of something that i had blocked.
Sometime shortly after college my roomate and i were picking up on these girls at a bar and exchanged numbers for a hook up, but they weren't going to come home with us that night( so we thought). After we got drunk enough, we went back to our place and went to bed. I fired up the old 28k modem and spent an ungodly amount of time waiting for my porn to download to jerk off to before i went to bed.
I woke up to find a voicemail from them drunk and ready to come over at 3am, that I'd missed because you cant have the internet and phone on at the same time and cell phones were giant bricks that zach morris had.
Moral of the story. You young-uns have no idea how good you have it.
Sometime shortly after college my roomate and i were picking up on these girls at a bar and exchanged numbers for a hook up, but they weren't going to come home with us that night( so we thought). After we got drunk enough, we went back to our place and went to bed. I fired up the old 28k modem and spent an ungodly amount of time waiting for my porn to download to jerk off to before i went to bed.
I woke up to find a voicemail from them drunk and ready to come over at 3am, that I'd missed because you cant have the internet and phone on at the same time and cell phones were giant bricks that zach morris had.
Moral of the story. You young-uns have no idea how good you have it.
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Now days kids can be legally autistic and text their way into girls pants.
Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.