better dance than lawnmower AND

dnc said:

I got Hook. Line. Sinkered.

This must be what being Section14a feels like.

You're far from alone. All the media douche bags reporting on it were completely whooooosheroooed too.

Major props to Kimmel for both whoooooshing the country AND for making complete fucktards out of both those commenting on the video and those who even think about twerking. The bar for five reasons has been significantly raised.