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True and ridiculous thing that Happened to me in the caveman days of dial up internet and land lines
SevenEleven
Member Posts: 318
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A doomsday story over concern about us not being able to get faster speeds of internet in the coming years reminded of something that i had blocked.
Sometime shortly after college my roomate and i were picking up on these girls at a bar and exchanged numbers for a hook up, but they weren't going to come home with us that night( so we thought). After we got drunk enough, we went back to our place and went to bed. I fired up the old 28k modem and spent an ungodly amount of time waiting for my porn to download to jerk off to before i went to bed.
I woke up to find a voicemail from them drunk and ready to come over at 3am, that I'd missed because you cant have the internet and phone on at the same time and cell phones were giant bricks that zach morris had.
Moral of the story. You young-uns have no idea how good you have it.
Sometime shortly after college my roomate and i were picking up on these girls at a bar and exchanged numbers for a hook up, but they weren't going to come home with us that night( so we thought). After we got drunk enough, we went back to our place and went to bed. I fired up the old 28k modem and spent an ungodly amount of time waiting for my porn to download to jerk off to before i went to bed.
I woke up to find a voicemail from them drunk and ready to come over at 3am, that I'd missed because you cant have the internet and phone on at the same time and cell phones were giant bricks that zach morris had.
Moral of the story. You young-uns have no idea how good you have it.
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Why didn't you invite them over to begin with? Gay?
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Sounds legit. The key was call waiting...once that signal came, abort the fucking internet and take that 3 AM call
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We did. Thats the fucking point. They didn't bite at first. Then clearly the slutty one talked the other one into an hour later, but 1990's era technology cokblocked me.allpurpleallgold said:Why didn't you invite them over to begin with? Gay?
Now days kids can be legally autistic and text their way into girls pants. -
U mad bro?SevenEleven said:
We did. Thats the fucking point. They didn't bite at first. Then clearly the slutty one talked the other one into an hour later, but 1990's era technology cokblocked me.allpurpleallgold said:Why didn't you invite them over to begin with? Gay?
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Dude. I just told i missed out on getting laid, because i was jerking off to dial up porn. Of course i'm mad. Shit
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This reminds me of the old adage "Let he who has not jerked off to dial up porn cast he first stone."
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Even if it's Jake... from State Farm?unfrozencaveman said:Sounds legit. The key was call waiting...once that signal came, abort the fucking internet and take that 3 AM call
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Technology no fail you. You fail technology.SevenEleven said:
We did. Thats the fucking point. They didn't bite at first. Then clearly the slutty one talked the other one into an hour later, but 1990's era technology cokblocked me.allpurpleallgold said:Why didn't you invite them over to begin with? Gay?
Now days kids can be legally autistic and text their way into girls pants. -
Now days kids can be legally autistic and text their way into girls pants.
Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends. -
Only if he's wearing khakis.sarktastic said:
Even if it's Jake... from State Farm?unfrozencaveman said:Sounds legit. The key was call waiting...once that signal came, abort the fucking internet and take that 3 AM call
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This thread >> 10.95
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Invite the nasty, chunky, one-and-dones, who play hard to get at first, back to a bar within 2 weeks. Make sure the bar is within staggering distance to mom's basement.
