Deserves it's own thread

"My goal is to be married here longer than Coach James was."

"She's a good wife.I thought our marriage was hard, I thought we fought, I thought we showed a lot of resolve during the third year and battling back. We just unfortunately had a hard time containing Song Girls and bar sluts. They threw themselves at me extremely well and when Stephanie couldn't cover it up anymore, she ran. I tried to catch her. We tried to stop it, I tried to cut back, Stephanie tried to contain me, but have you seen a drunken song girl? Stephanie's a hell of a wife, and you have to give her a lot of credit, we were a really good team. It’s unfortunate, but there were a couple of missed opportunities there. When we had to become one-dimensional later in the marriage, it made it easier on them. They rushed me in the ally and got some good one-on-one match-ups inside. We were at our best when we were able to run around behind her back. But ultimately when we got one-dimensional she found us. That’s a good wife I lost. It’s been two back-to-back weeks of heavy drinking and I think our kids have showed a great deal of understanding. I think they’ve shown great resolve. We played with the idea of an open marriage and we played with the idea of therapy. Unfortunately we just couldn’t get it done against the really good tail, but that doesn’t take away from Stephanie. We were a good team and we both need to get back on the horse and we need to start preparing for more coeds."

http://blogs.seattletimes.com/huskyfootball/2013/10/12/washington-notes-and-sarkisian-quotes/

I practiced faithfulness well all week. I really thought the work I put in through the week would really shine at Joey's tonight. I'm better than this. My waitress and I are better than this. It's back to the drawing board. I'll get this figured out before next Saturday.