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Why do parents want to replace natural grass with field turf at local schools?

puppylove_sugarsteel
puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
Because whiny bitch overbearing soccer moms don't want little Johnny to get sick because of all of the nasty toxins in natural grass.

So the school districts should spend millions of dollars on Nike "grind" field turf which has already been linked to cancer because of athletes inhaling the toxins from rubber.

Kids have been playing on natural grass since the beginning of time. now the fear mongering liberal mother-cunts are connecting the causation of climate change to the safety of natural grass. Im sure they also fear the weed-and-feed the schools use to keep the grass green too.

what the fuck is wrong with you people? I hope all your kids just get sick and die so we can put an end to this bullshit.

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  • CPA_Dawg
    CPA_Dawg Member Posts: 29
    I stayed for the "begining of time" hoping for a lesson in 2 hole-in a gal with retro natural grass.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    Grass is actually the best surface for soccer.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Because whiny bitch overbearing soccer moms don't want little Johnny to get sick because of all of the nasty toxins in natural grass.

    So the school districts should spend millions of dollars on Nike "grind" field turf which has already been linked to cancer because of athletes inhaling the toxins from rubber.

    Kids have been playing on natural grass since the beginning of time. now the fear mongering liberal mother-cunts are connecting the causation of climate change to the safety of natural grass. Im sure they also fear the weed-and-feed the schools use to keep the grass green too.

    what the fuck is wrong with you people? I hope all your kids just get sick and die so we can put an end to this bullshit.

    It's funny that you have this totally backwards.
  • unfrozencaveman
    unfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303
    I personally like the real deal for divegrass activities and ultimate frisbee
  • HuskyInAZ
    HuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732

    Because whiny bitch overbearing soccer moms don't want little Johnny to get sick because of all of the nasty toxins in natural grass.

    So the school districts should spend millions of dollars on Nike "grind" field turf which has already been linked to cancer because of athletes inhaling the toxins from rubber.

    Kids have been playing on natural grass since the beginning of time. now the fear mongering liberal mother-cunts are connecting the causation of climate change to the safety of natural grass. Im sure they also fear the weed-and-feed the schools use to keep the grass green too.

    what the fuck is wrong with you people? I hope all your kids just get sick and die so we can put an end to this bullshit.

    Query. What's worse, making a joke about someone being in a wheelchair? Or hoping that children get sick and die?
    Clearly, you've been on the sideline too long.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    I prefer a grass field that gets 7 day/ week usage by hundreds of kids daily, well into the evenings thanks to lights, for 50 weeks/year over a uniform surface that lasts for a decade and never floods.