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I was trying to think of a way to describe Mateen Cleaves as a studio analyst and all I could come up with was "early onset Tourette's".
Fuck Eva Mendez, this girl digs the sweatpants:
Fuck Eva Mendez, this girl digs the sweatpants:
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Maybe that's an angle for the future? Take the dogs on the first day and the favorites on the second day.
I'm guessing that seeing Baylor and Iowa State get taken down yesterday might have inspired some of the "good" teams to get their shit together for today ... regardless of how "bad" they think the team they are playing is.
However, the 2 front runners for auditions of the year are already in the club house:
1. The idiot from Cincinnati that threw a forearm shiver at the Purdue dude's head, got ejected, and then cried all the way to the locker room ... and the current leader ...
2. The coach from Georgia State whose totally contrived prat fall from his coaching stool not only guaranteed himself top billing on all tournament highlights but also managed to upstage his own son who hit a spectacular game winner. Well played you fucking tool.
1. Identified, to the entire clinic, 3 of his Cincinnati players ... by name ... and told the group that they were the "3 dumbest individuals" he had ever met.
2. Roamed around the lobby of the hotel, somewhat aimlessly, with a clear and unmistakable odor of intoxicants about his person.
3. Announced to the clinic that Lute Olson was the "most boring man on the planet". (Of note: Lute Olson was standing about 20 feet away when he said it.)
Making everything he throws up and uncorking a dazzling array of mean mugs for the camera, yelling at the announcers at the scorers table, ass-patting of his opponents and finally, a great floor grimace on a loose ball.
If they loose this, his crying jag will be epic ... and if they win, I believe he'll do a wonderful "white guy trying to do hip hop" dance.
How about a little truth in advertising Applebees?
Oh ... and Louisville is allergic to making baskets.
I haven't seen a team yet that has that ONE GUY that can just load them up and take them to the final ... you know ... Glenn Rice, Carmelo Anthony, Danny Manning ... that type of guy.
Valpo calls timeout to dial up a play that result in them not getting a shot off on the last play of the game.
Oklahoma State intentionally fouls Oregon and sends them to the line just before halftime for no apparent reason.
Yikes.
Iowa is playing well today, which means that they'll stink up the joint in their next game.
Travis Ford has got to be on the hot seat at Oklahoma State ... not that OSU is a hoops hotbed ... but wow, really an undisciplined mess there and that's been the case all season.
Then, I realized that none of them are wearing any of the leg paraphernalia (tights, pads, sleeves) that have become all the rage these days.
In other words, they look like everyone else looked before everyone decided to play basketball fully clothed.
I also like Buzz Williams in the studio and the side eye that he gives the rest of those clowns (Seth Davis in particular) every time they come up with a stupid comment or question for him.
It's just like with chicks. You don't need every girl to say yes. All you need is one lonely/bored/insecure lady. And UW is actually a good catch, which doogs seem to think we're on the level with Utah State.