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Movie Review: Nightcrawler

DardanusDardanus Member Posts: 2,623
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Nightcrawler is the story of a werido misanthrope trying to google his way to becoming a bootstrap billionaire. In the process he becomes a freelance videographer, chasing accidents and crimes to sell to local TV news. He's as smart as he is indifferent to human suffering. Also, Dr. Molly Griswold and the Bill from Twister (not the Bill from Independence Day) are in it.

Gyllenhall's reclusive character is an idol for half the people on this bored, including yours truly. Good effort, good movie.

5 out of 5 plungers
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    RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,123
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    I thought it was pretty good. Not great. I would give it 3.5 or 4 plungers.
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    priapismpriapism Member Posts: 2,036
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    I give humanity at least another 30 years.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 42,106
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    Dardanus said:

    Nightcrawler is the story of a werido misanthrope trying to google his way to becoming a bootstrap billionaire. In the process he becomes a freelance videographer, chasing accidents and crimes to sell to local TV news. He's as smart as he is indifferent to human suffering. Also, Dr. Molly Griswold and the Bill from Twister (not the Bill from Independence Day) are in it.


    Does she even come close to her performance in The Thomas Crowne Affair? Top 5 sex scenes all time. Ridiculously hot.
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    DardanusDardanus Member Posts: 2,623
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    edited February 2015
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Dardanus said:

    Nightcrawler is the story of a werido misanthrope trying to google his way to becoming a bootstrap billionaire. In the process he becomes a freelance videographer, chasing accidents and crimes to sell to local TV news. He's as smart as he is indifferent to human suffering. Also, Dr. Molly Griswold and the Bill from Twister (not the Bill from Independence Day) are in it.


    Does she even come close to her performance in The Thomas Crowne Affair? Top 5 sex scenes all time. Ridiculously hot.
    Unfortunately, no. She does a great job, and her role is more of an over-the-hill and experienced vixen than a smoking hot babe in her prime.

    I forgot to mention that there are no boobs in the movie, which would normally lower my rating, but there is some great implied perversion so I let it slide. If it makes my two inches jump, the rating gets a bump.
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    ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
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    How does this compare to the other X-Men movies?
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