How much longer will doogman survive?

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• RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,160

  February 2015

  Rapeculturedawg said:

  probably should be a pole, but I don't have time for that.
  
  doogman is on life support these days.

  
  Know that for sure or just wishful thinking? Please let it be the former...

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• Rapeculturedawg Member Posts: 899

  February 2015

  The latest special they had said a lot.

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• HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,362

  February 2015

  I liked it a long time ago and thought it was well worth the money.
  
  But then it was a slow decline and wasn't fun anymore.

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• MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

  February 2015 edited February 2015

  HuskyJW said:

  I liked it a long time ago and thought it was well worth the money.
  
  But then it was a slow decline and wasn't fun anymore.

  UW football season tickets? Or, doogman?
  
  Asking for a friend.

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• HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,362

  February 2015

  MisterEm said:

  HuskyJW said:

  I liked it a long time ago and thought it was well worth the money.
  
  But then it was a slow decline and wasn't fun anymore.

  UW football season tickets? Or, doogman?
  
  Asking for a friend.

  Abundance

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• ScroteDawg Member Posts: 238

  February 2015

  The over/under is 5.

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• BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346

  February 2015

  maybe barry bolton will buy it?

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• rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,198

  February 2015

  twatters killed the TBS star.

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• AEB Member Posts: 2,972

  February 2015

  Hostile takeover

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• GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,491

  February 2015

  AEB said:

  Hostile takeover

  Huh?
  

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• Octavian Member Posts: 71

  February 2015 edited February 2015

  Allow me to recount our experience with a band of Hebrew zealots back in the 70's. Bear in mind that Charon had already ferried me across the River Styx. And Pluto, having grown weary of my presence in the infernal realm, was hunting for an excuse to banish me after he caught me groping Persephone's rack while he was out harvesting souls one evening. To assuage his wrath I proposed that he transform me into a shade and allow me to return to Gaia. He granted the request and temporarily suspended mortus in order to banninate me.
  
  Believe me when I say I would have flown like an apis to my favorite brothel to deposit my honey inside the best hives that denari can buy. But what a bad day to be a ghost, man. So I settled for the next best thing. I purloined a horse from Pluto's stable (it was none other than Incitatus; hi Caligula!!11!!!!) and rode to Masada to join my countrymen in the siege on the Hebrew rebels.
  
  Now If you are one of those plebes that believes every scroll that you read, you will think that the rebels were the good guys and we were the bad guys. Well I'm here to tell you that Flavius Josephus had it all wrong. You see we captured that fucking Heeb in the siege of Yodfat. He had been out of action for a long time. Yet can you believe someone actually paid the fucker 1,095 denari to publish his "inside information?"
  
  Let me tell you the rebels weren't noble at all. One of their leaders was a corpulent glutton who gorged himself on oxtail stew. You could smell the soup slime on his beard from an actus away. The one ranked above him was a disagreeable little incubus who had failed in the domus market, only to bitterly resign himself to leading a band of ardent kikes who would gladly spill like lemmings into the sea if he demanded it of them. They fucked their wives. They fucked their mistresses. They fucked their concubines. Some of them even fucked their goats. Noble? Fuck Josephus and the ass that he rode in on.
  
  Long story short, our siege took 3 years. It required patience and cunning. But in the end, as the saying goes, we came, we saw, we conquered.

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• claycha Member Posts: 662

  February 2015

  Story time with @Octavian needs own bored!

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• bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,131

  February 2015

  Octavian said:

  Allow me to recount our experience with a band of Hebrew zealots back in the 70's. Bear in mind that Charon had already ferried me across the River Styx. And Pluto, having grown weary of my presence in the infernal realm, was hunting for an excuse to banish me after he caught me groping Persephone's rack while he was out harvesting souls one evening. To assuage his wrath I proposed that he transform me into a shade and allow me to return to Gaia. He granted the request and temporarily suspended mortus in order to banninate me.
  
  Believe me when I say I would have flown like an apis to my favorite brothel to deposit my honey inside the best hives that denari can buy. But what a bad day to be a ghost, man. So I settled for the next best thing. I purloined a horse from Pluto's stable (it was none other than Incitatus; hi Caligula!!11!!!!) and rode to Masada to join my countrymen in the siege on the Hebrew rebels.
  
  Now If you are one of those plebes that believes every scroll that you read, you will think that the rebels were the good guys and we were the bad guys. Well I'm here to tell you that Flavius Josephus had it all wrong. You see we captured that fucking Heeb in the siege of Yodfat. He had been out of action for a long time. Yet can you believe someone actually paid the fucker 1,095 denari to publish his "inside information?"
  
  Let me tell you the rebels weren't noble at all. One of their leaders was a corpulent glutton who gorged himself on oxtail stew. You could smell the soup slime on his beard from an actus away. The one ranked above him was a disagreeable little incubus who had failed in the domus market, only to bitterly resign himself to leading a band of ardent kikes who would gladly spill like lemmings into the sea if he demanded it of them. They fucked their wives. They fucked their mistresses. They fucked their concubines. Some of them even fucked their goats. Noble? Fuck Josephus and the ass that he rode in on.
  
  Long story short, our siege took 3 years. It required patience and cunning. But in the end, as the saying goes, we came, we saw, we conquered.

  If you hijack this thread to bash Caligula, you're post will be deleted.

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• WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,799

  February 2015

  bananasnblondes said:

  If you hijack this thread to bash Caligula, you're post will be deleted.

  No warning, just crucified.
  

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• SonnyShackelford Member Posts: 951

  February 2015

  bananasnblondes said:

  Octavian said:

  Allow me to recount our experience with a band of Hebrew zealots back in the 70's. Bear in mind that Charon had already ferried me across the River Styx. And Pluto, having grown weary of my presence in the infernal realm, was hunting for an excuse to banish me after he caught me groping Persephone's rack while he was out harvesting souls one evening. To assuage his wrath I proposed that he transform me into a shade and allow me to return to Gaia. He granted the request and temporarily suspended mortus in order to banninate me.
  
  Believe me when I say I would have flown like an apis to my favorite brothel to deposit my honey inside the best hives that denari can buy. But what a bad day to be a ghost, man. So I settled for the next best thing. I purloined a horse from Pluto's stable (it was none other than Incitatus; hi Caligula!!11!!!!) and rode to Masada to join my countrymen in the siege on the Hebrew rebels.
  
  Now If you are one of those plebes that believes every scroll that you read, you will think that the rebels were the good guys and we were the bad guys. Well I'm here to tell you that Flavius Josephus had it all wrong. You see we captured that fucking Heeb in the siege of Yodfat. He had been out of action for a long time. Yet can you believe someone actually paid the fucker 1,095 denari to publish his "inside information?"
  
  Let me tell you the rebels weren't noble at all. One of their leaders was a corpulent glutton who gorged himself on oxtail stew. You could smell the soup slime on his beard from an actus away. The one ranked above him was a disagreeable little incubus who had failed in the domus market, only to bitterly resign himself to leading a band of ardent kikes who would gladly spill like lemmings into the sea if he demanded it of them. They fucked their wives. They fucked their mistresses. They fucked their concubines. Some of them even fucked their goats. Noble? Fuck Josephus and the ass that he rode in on.
  
  Long story short, our siege took 3 years. It required patience and cunning. But in the end, as the saying goes, we came, we saw, we conquered.

  If you hijack this thread to bash Caligula, you're post will be deleted.

  Your*

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• ScroteDawg Member Posts: 238

  February 2015

  If you want to bash Josephus, that's fine, but if you're going to bash groping Persephone's rack, I'm fucking out.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,776

  February 2015

  We're lucky Octavian posts here at all.

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• sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208

  February 2015

  parents read this bored

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• H_D Member Posts: 6,098

  February 2015

  This shit is educational like a mutha fucka!

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• WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,799

  February 2015 edited February 2015

  Octavian really took it to those Hebes back in 70. Temple hasn't been rebuilt since. #finish
  
  PS hoping he tells some Bar Kokhba rebellion stories???

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