Jake Browning

AEB · January 2015

Parade All American...Doesn't like to compete and has a noodle arm.

bananasnblondes · January 2015

Parade is your source? Thanks, but I think Eklund and Kim are a little bit more dialed in than those clowns

BayDawg · January 2015

If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.

BallSacked · January 2015

Scout actually had Browning on their All-America team this week. Murray of Texas was the first team QB, Browning was the only other QB listed. The list was based on HS production and acheivment and not as a future prospect, where both those two get dinged for their size.

AEB · January 2015

BayDawg said:
If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.

Can't happen. Can't. Otherwise it's going to a Tibetan Monk candle fest

sarktastic · January 2015

BayDawg said:
If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.

so... you're saying you're gonna become Damone?

Doogles · January 2015

I'll never Teen Boy Stalk again if Browning sucks. The only other option I'll accept is Ki-Jana Carter being an absolute beast, have him leave to go pro after his RS-soph/jr year and have Browning lead us to a natty for the final 2-3 years.

bananasnblondes · January 2015

Doogles said:
I'll never Teen Boy Stalk again if Browning sucks. The only other option I'll accept is Ki-Jana Carter being an absolute beast, have him leave to go pro after his RS-soph/jr year and have Browning lead us to a natty for the final 2-3 years.

Counting out the return of QB/Punter/Fullback Derrick Brown already?

NeGgaPlEaSe · January 2015

Why do people keep saying Browning is short? 6-2 205 as a teen. Brunel was 6-1 215

Doogles · February 2015

NeGgaPlEaSe said:
Why do people keep saying Browning is short? 6-2 205 as a teen. Brunel was 6-1 215

This. When I saw him live he looked much bigger than I thought after hearing about how "undersized" he was. He has a wide frame too, I imagine a year in the weight room will do wonders.

MisterEm · February 2015

So they are all buying in? Working out harder than ever?

Fire_Marshall_Bill · February 2015

NeGgaPlEaSe said:
Why do people keep saying Browning is short? 6-2 205 as a teen. Brunel was 6-1 215

With all the 6' 5" quarterbacks the size of a small DE, people's perception of what's normal changed. Twenty years ago nobody would have noticed. His size is fine.

HFNY · February 2015

I'm thinking I'd grab my hammer, plop my nuts on a 2 x 4, and then nail them into the wood before lighting myself on fire in front of Husky Stadium.

Or, I'd want to run away and never come back:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

AEB said:

BayDawg said:
If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.
Can't happen. Can't. Otherwise it's going to a Tibetan Monk candle fest

AEB · February 2015

HFNY said:
I'm thinking I'd grab my hammer, plop my nuts on a 2 x 4, and then nail them into the wood before lighting myself on fire in front of Husky Stadium.

Or, I'd want to run away and never come back:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

AEB said:

BayDawg said:
If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.
Can't happen. Can't. Otherwise it's going to a Tibetan Monk candle fest

As a rule I never click on links on the bored. The first was GOAT which was awesome. The second was LPT...not so much. You just need to give that kid the matches...he'll take care of the rest.

sarktastic · February 2015

so what... Sark landed JOE MONTANA'S kid. Get back to me when Peterman can come close to that.

longduckdong · June 2018

BayDawg said:
If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.

How's that working out for you?

dnc · June 2018

BayDawg said:
If Browning sucks Im going to turn so negative everyone that comes in contact with me is going chase me around with lighter fluid and a match.

COME BACK!

Dennis_DeYoung · June 2018

Everyone who thought Browning was going to be awesome because he passed for a million yards in HS should light themselves on fire.

GrundleStiltzkin · June 2018

Dennis_DeYoung said:
Everyone who thought Browning was going to be awesome because he passed for a million yards in HS should light themselves on fire.

Where's that gif from Manhunter...

Swaye · June 2018

BallSacked said:
Scout actually had Browning on their All-America team this week. Murray of Texas was the first team QB, Browning was the only other QB listed. The list was based on HS production and acheivment and not as a future prospect, where both those two get dinged for their size.

DON'T COME BACK!

Gladstone · June 2018

this is one of those threads where once i saw it bumped i was convinced i said something stupid and doogish. imagine my relief seeing that only @BayDawg has his foot in his mouth. whew

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