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Anheuser-Busch just bought Seattle craft brewery Elysian Brewing Co.

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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Fuck. This. Shit.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    forbes.com/sites/greatspeculations/2014/12/26/what-anheuser-is-doing-to-win-over-customers-in-the-u-s/

    Tl, dr: Total beer consumption down 6% over the last five years, while "craft beer" (because at this point it doesn't mean anything) consumption is up something like 17%. So great move for AB; for Elysian however it's a terrible fucking move, credibility is completely shot.

    I've mainly stayed away from Elysian anyways, as their beers aren't a great value proposition next to breweries like Ninkasi, Firestone, or Unibroue.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,126 Standard Supporter
    Purple Drank will never fall victim to a buy out.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Purple Drank will never fall victim to a buy out.

    What if InBev buys NyQuil?
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,126 Standard Supporter

    Purple Drank will never fall victim to a buy out.

    What if InBev buys NyQuil?
    Robitussin, bitch.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Purple Drank will never fall victim to a buy out.

    What if InBev buys NyQuil?
    Robitussin, bitch.
    If you run out of 'Tussin, put some water in it. Shake it up! Mo' 'Tussin!!!
  • Citrus4Troogs
    Citrus4Troogs Member Posts: 248

    Robitussin, bitch.

    Anyday is a good day for going Robotrippin'
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    I don't get those that try to yell about companies being sell outs ... Hard to try to tell someone that built a company from scratch when handed an offer that makes them set for life to not take the deal.

    You tell me that I can get $50M and have a high paying job for 3 years or so before I retire, I'm asking you were do I sign
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Tequilla said:

    I don't get those that try to yell about companies being sell outs ... Hard to try to tell someone that built a company from scratch when handed an offer that makes them set for life to not take the deal.

    You tell me that I can get $50M and have a high paying job for 3 years or so before I retire, I'm asking you were do I sign

    It's not about the decision to sell by the owners. Obviously they're getting paid. Good for them.

    As a consumer, I have serious doubts about the quality of the beer moving forward.

    And with so many local options, why not support the smaller businesses? I will be.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102

    Tequilla said:

    I don't get those that try to yell about companies being sell outs ... Hard to try to tell someone that built a company from scratch when handed an offer that makes them set for life to not take the deal.

    You tell me that I can get $50M and have a high paying job for 3 years or so before I retire, I'm asking you were do I sign

    It's not about the decision to sell by the owners. Obviously they're getting paid. Good for them.

    As a consumer, I have serious doubts about the quality of the beer moving forward.

    And with so many local options, why not support the smaller businesses? I will be.
    That I understand 100%.

    If those were the comments that I've been hearing from the masses about this deal, then so be it.

    But the shots have been at the owners for selling ... Why??? If you're complaining about these guys getting paid for starting a company from scratch and building it to what it is to the point that they are getting $50M for selling ... then those fucktards need to find some more granola to eat.

    At the end of the day, if AB/InBev fuck with the product to the point that they compromise the quality, it will in theory reduce their investment.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Tequilla said:

    Tequilla said:

    I don't get those that try to yell about companies being sell outs ... Hard to try to tell someone that built a company from scratch when handed an offer that makes them set for life to not take the deal.

    You tell me that I can get $50M and have a high paying job for 3 years or so before I retire, I'm asking you were do I sign

    It's not about the decision to sell by the owners. Obviously they're getting paid. Good for them.

    As a consumer, I have serious doubts about the quality of the beer moving forward.

    And with so many local options, why not support the smaller businesses? I will be.
    That I understand 100%.

    If those were the comments that I've been hearing from the masses about this deal, then so be it.

    But the shots have been at the owners for selling ... Why??? If you're complaining about these guys getting paid for starting a company from scratch and building it to what it is to the point that they are getting $50M for selling ... then those fucktards need to find some more granola to eat.

    At the end of the day, if AB/InBev fuck with the product to the point that they compromise the quality, it will in theory reduce their investment.
    It really doesn't matter if the beer tastes worse, because when Elysian's old customers have to choose between similarly tasting commercial and indie they're going to pick up on the relative authenticity of each beer and go with the craft brewer. Or perhaps only pinko commies like me think that way, but I think not.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I thought you all drank PBR (LOL!!!!)
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    Excuse me while I go drink my Miller Lite
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,532 Founders Club
    edited January 2015
    Tequilla said:

    Excuse me while I go drink my Miller Lite merlot that drinks like a cab.

  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102

    Tequilla said:

    Excuse me while I go drink my Miller Lite merlot that drinks like a cab.

    I'm the tequila superiority guy ... not the merlot that drinks like a cab superiority guy
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,810 Founders Club
    Sierra Nevada has been offered 3 times by AB, I believe the last offer was in the 60 mil range, and they told them to go fuck themselves. Good for owners getting the money they deserve, good for owners loving their product enough to not let it go to shit. Either way it'll be interesting.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    haie said:

    Sierra Nevada has been offered 3 times by AB, I believe the last offer was in the 60 mil range, and they told them to go fuck themselves. Good for owners getting the money they deserve, good for owners loving their product enough to not let it go to shit. Either way it'll be interesting.

    Snev is a top 3 micro brew producer (Sam Adams and New Belgium are 1 and 3). They're worth a LOT more than Elysian. If Elysian sold for $50 million, $60 mil is an insult.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,810 Founders Club

    haie said:

    Sierra Nevada has been offered 3 times by AB, I believe the last offer was in the 60 mil range, and they told them to go fuck themselves. Good for owners getting the money they deserve, good for owners loving their product enough to not let it go to shit. Either way it'll be interesting.

    Snev is a top 3 micro brew producer (Sam Adams and New Belgium are 1 and 3). They're worth a LOT more than Elysian. If Elysian sold for $50 million, $60 mil is an insult.
    Okay, that makes sense. Heard that from my Northern California Superiority friend. Personally, I would throw a shit fit if Valholl was bought out, they have become my new Elysian the last year or so.