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greenblood · January 2015

Today I went to a friends house and he showed one of the Christmas presents he gave his 1 year old son, a miniature broom. He talked about how is boy likes things with long cylinder handles, and because of you assholes, the first thing out of my mouth was, "why not a plunger". My friend then went into the toy closet and pulled out a red rubber plunger and says "I got this for him last month for his birthday. The son runs over to it, and starts sticking it to walls all over the house. I laughed like hell and congratulated my friend and said "your boy is going to be a winner" he didn't get it, and I didn't want to explain it. I just got up and grabbed another beer.

HuskyHalfBrain · January 2015

I hope the kid doesn't become a duck, then he'll be holding gas pump for living.

LoneStarDawg · January 2015

HuskyHalfBrain said:
I hope the kid doesn't become a duck, then he'll be holding gas pump for living.

Or dicks, but most likely abundance

PurpleJ · January 2015

TierbsHsotBoobs · January 2015

PurpleJ said:

20 years from now:
No, yes, craves it.

puppylove_sugarsteel · January 2015

You should have raped your buddy wit it then asked for reciprocation. Fuck off duck with your cute little stories.

PurpleThrobber · January 2015

Kid will grow up to be the ringleader in a gang rape on the ninth grade wrestling team bus.

WilburHooksHands · January 2015

Only on HH do you see a post like this, someone with the handle "PurpleThrobber" reply to it, and not bat an eye.

TierbsHsotBoobs · January 2015

puppylove_sugarsteel said:
You should have raped your buddy wit it then asked for reciprocation. Fuck off duck with your cute little stories.

That's not rape, you know.

PurpleThrobber · January 2015

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:
You should have raped your buddy wit it then asked for reciprocation. Fuck off duck with your cute little stories.
That's not rape, you know.

Was the handle appropriately delineated with the consensual 6" marking?

rodmansrage · January 2015

greenblood said:
He talked about how is boy likes things with long cylinder handles

nttawwt

topdawgnc · January 2015

I find myself using 81% sure ... and saying Grandpa Sankey could see that ... brb, jo is a fav.

People look at me like I am fucking crazy, which I am.

H_D · January 2015

WilburHooksHands said:
Only on HH do you see a post like this, someone with the handle "PurpleThrobber" reply to it, and not bat an eye.

Where else can you make Nazi-raping, fisting jokes?

GrandpaSankey · January 2015

topdawgnc said:
I find myself using 81% sure ... and saying Grandpa Sankey could see that ... brb, jo is a fav.

People look at me like I am fucking crazy, which I am.

Did you just use my name next to brb, jo?

Unrelated, ever cybered with a blind guy? Axing for a friend.

H_D · January 2015

GrandpaSankey said:

topdawgnc said:
I find myself using 81% sure ... and saying Grandpa Sankey could see that ... brb, jo is a fav.

People look at me like I am fucking crazy, which I am.
Did you just use my name next to brb, jo?

Unrelated, ever cybered with a blind guy? Axing for a friend.

Because of your former blindness, are you more attuned to people jerking off around you?

Also, axing for a friend.

rodmansrage · January 2015

seriously, this guys friend's kid says he likes long, circular handles and nobody says shit.

good christ, this place is dying faster than the pit did.

unfrozencaveman · January 2015

Any NATTY gear available at Bi-Mart yet?

PurpleReign · January 2015

Plunger handles look like dildos.

PurpleThrobber · January 2015

PurpleReign said:
Plunger handles look like dildos.

Is it bad my girlfriend's dildos look like plunger handles?

H_D · January 2015

PurpleThrobber said:

PurpleReign said:
Plunger handles look like dildos.
Is it bad my ~~girl~~boyfriend's dildos look like plunger handles?

FIFY

whlinder · January 2015

What did his other dad get him for Christmas?

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