Fuck you all - I want my own LSU/ND thread

For all you SEC leg humpers, this ND team is fucking dreck awful led by a QB who is as reliable as krisvashon taking the SATs.

Even if LSU pulls it out, the point is made - sorry too late. Between this and THE USC barely squeaking by last-place coastal division Miami (which controlled the running game on both sides of the ball btw), it's not been a banner start to bowel season for 'Merica's favorite confrence.

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Put down the pipe.

LSU and the Cocks were at the bottom of their respective divisions

Notre Dame beat Stanford and FSU*

LSU and the Cocks were at the bottom of their respective divisions

Notre Dame beat Stanford and FSU*

ND is at the bottom of its division (Pac12 south).

HTH

Put down the pipe.

take your cock out of your mouth.

But Stanford........

LSU and the Cocks were at the bottom of their respective divisions

Notre Dame beat Stanford and FSU*

5th place out of 7 isn't the bottom.

Miami had an identical 3-5 conference record with UVa, and the mighty Cavaliers once again took my Canes out to the woodshed in head to head. In my book, the only one that matters, Miami was DEAD last in the coastal.

AND, AND, AND,

isn't LSU finishing 5th in the mighty SEC West, the best confrence in the history of competitive sports, the equivalent of like winning the national championship twice anywhere else?

LSU and the Cocks were at the bottom of their respective divisions

Notre Dame beat Stanford and FSU*
5th place out of 7 isn't the bottom.

Miami had an identical 3-5 conference record with UVa, and the might Cavaliers once again took my Canes out to the woodshed in head to head. In my book, the only one that matters, Miami was DEAD last in the coastal.

AND, AND, AND,

isn't LSU finishing 5th in the mighty SEC West, the best confrence in the history of competitive sports, the equivalent of like winning the national championship twice anywhere else?

Yes, it is. And it's always special to beat ND in that title game

But Stanford........

How good is Stanford? We should have beaten them.

Notre Dame still sucks. What ASU was doing to them before falling asleep was downright pornographic, and Dude Brah just gaped their hole. Are we done on this yet?

Bam!

Cook it!

Put down the pipe.
take your cock out of your mouth.

Insightful.

You remember the schmegma you spew from your thumbs yet?

@creepycoug the HHB resident wannabe and know-it-all lawyer, @Tailgater emulator, Blowhard Economist, Cane homer, and academis* superiority guy who uses football logic along the likes of " if Jameis Winston went to Oregon."

Let me know where I went wrong, Baboso.

You expect me to pin this dreck?

You expect me to pin this dreck?

Hurtful

Put down the pipe.
take your cock out of your mouth.
Insightful.

You remember the schmegma you spew from your thumbs yet?

@creepycoug the HHB resident wannabe and know-it-all lawyer, @Tailgater emulator, Blowhard Economist, Cane homer, and academis* superiority guy who uses football logic along the likes of " if Jameis Winston went to Oregon."

Let me know where I went wrong, Baboso.

I searched high and low for something about as insightful as "put down the pipe," and that was what google told me to tell you.

The men were discussing the relative merits of Winston, and, since you're so fucking stupid you can't figure it out for yourself, ENTIRELY tongue in cheek, which is the case for 99.9% of my conversations with Race, which go back literally 14 years.

Catch up dumb fuck.

No one is going to remember all that shit if BAMA wins it all again.

8 of 9. Anals of history and all that.

Put down the pipe.
take your cock out of your mouth.
Insightful.

You remember the schmegma you spew from your thumbs yet?

@creepycoug the HHB resident wannabe and know-it-all lawyer, @Tailgater emulator, Blowhard Economist, Cane homer, and academis* superiority guy who uses football logic along the likes of " if Jameis Winston went to Oregon."

Let me know where I went wrong, Baboso.
I searched high and low for something about as insightful as "put down the pipe," and that was what google told me to tell you.

The men were discussing the relative merits of Winston, and, since you're so fucking stupid you can't figure it out for yourself, ENTIRELY tongue in cheek, which is the case for 99.9% of my conversations with Race, which go back literally 14 years.

Catch up dumb fuck.

Is that all you got wannabe lawyer?

You call that discussion? Your terrible reference was pointed out.

Your response? Take the dick out of your mouth.

Insightful, Coug.

So now your story changes. The terrible reference you conveniently forgot in a previous thread regarding Winston was a whoosh, now? Ok.

Next time your "tongue in cheek" argument is called out - don't pick a cyber fight. Own up.

You are reaching IMALOSER and Cockus territory with that backpedal.

Every board has a blowhard.

We lost Tailgater, but picked up you.

Isn't there another economic "discussion" you can school the masses on, oh wise blowhard?

Or academis*?

What a douche!

Put down the pipe.
take your cock out of your mouth.
Insightful.

You remember the schmegma you spew from your thumbs yet?

@creepycoug the HHB resident wannabe and know-it-all lawyer, @Tailgater emulator, Blowhard Economist, Cane homer, and academis* superiority guy who uses football logic along the likes of " if Jameis Winston went to Oregon."

Let me know where I went wrong, Baboso.
I searched high and low for something about as insightful as "put down the pipe," and that was what google told me to tell you.

The men were discussing the relative merits of Winston, and, since you're so fucking stupid you can't figure it out for yourself, ENTIRELY tongue in cheek, which is the case for 99.9% of my conversations with Race, which go back literally 14 years.

Catch up dumb fuck.
Is that all you got wannabe lawyer?

So now your terrible reference you conveniently forgot in a previous thread regarding Winston was a whoosh?

Blowhard. Tequilla jr.

Thanks for playing

what in the fuck are you talking about you dumb fucking babbling little girl?

btw, "wannabe" is really fucking played out. we get it. I read it the first two dozen times you worked it in. you don't think I'm a lawyer. boo fucking hoo. whatever will I do?

yeah, that's "all I got" tuff guy. sorry to ruin your big "gotcha" moment in the spotlight, but you have entirely fucked the pooch on this one.

I do not give a fuck about classy Marcus Mariota or Oregon or Jameis Winston or Free Seafood or anything else that you think I think is important. If it doesn't have to do with the turnaround of the Miami Hurricane football program, it means about as much to me as that stinky saturated tampon I told you to change last night you dumb little cunt.

happy to do this for several weeks if you like. my ADD prescription has been refilled and we're good to go for another 6 months.

"terrible reference". you are a piece of fucking work ... and a walking example for why even late-term abortions should be both legal and fucking free.

if you didn't pick up on "whoosh" by the time I added that Winston has 2 choices when he drops back, then I just can't fucking help you, because you are krisvashon FS. my last serious post on this topic was a week-ago prediction that Oregon isn't built to get through FSU and Bama. so where's your "gotcha" now dummy?

your move Sally. or you can do the honorable thing and fuck off.

PS - I really miss your cute and FS "coug" digs. I guess you finally caught up on at least that one. dumb fuck.

PSS - It's cute and flattering how you're following every single post I make and WTF'ing it. lol Can you get any more pathetic? Take it easy on the key board. Those things actually break.

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