ok i'll get it hard for this, but ...

creepycoug · December 2014

can someone fill me in on all the references to eDuck? i've literally never once clicked over there. seriously. never been.

so do they have a resident Kim? and a version of Fatters? is that the basic deal? loose with the ban hammer and all that shit? is that Marty? Cheswick? who the fuck are these people? do they poast here?

HuskyJW · December 2014

DIAFF

Swaye · December 2014

You said "I'll get it hard (75K)."

AZDuck · December 2014

You're not missing much.

eDuck is a pretty heavily censored place these days. Used to be a lot looser, like dm.c back in the late 90's/early 00's but both boreds decided to go the uber-moderated route.

Only difference is that eDuck actually has decent ~~recruiting~~ TBS information, since they have people who post on the premium boreds with actual connections to the program. Still, you can wait five minutes and its all on Twitter anyway if you care. Also, 24/7 also has good contacts with the program although their boreds are lame as fuck as far as I can tell.

Marty is the bored mod and head censor. Cheswick used to be a mod but was too much a dick even for Marty and lost privileges. He used to coach high school football in Oregon or something like that so he thinks he knows a lot about the game. He will jump into any thread that doesn't fit an "Oregon is the best hurr" narrative and dispense his wisdom in an annoying oversized green font.

Since I basically like to smoke weed and talk shit like Lame Kiffin, I got banned there three times while still paying them money. Then I did a reprise of the Kim Grinolds "Later Guys" which got a pretty typical, yet hilarious response the day my subscription expired.

Someone spammed their PMs with citrus the night of the P12 Champ game, Marty thought it was me (it wasn't, I got citrus in my inbox just like everyone else) and I got IP banned.

That IP ban is now the only reason I use TOR to go over there now, just because I know it annoys Marty and I like annoying Marty.