BREAKING: Heisman hopes broken

Jesus, was it Theisman bad? I still have no fucking clue what happened other than he apparently broke his penis and Kessler ran over and made fun of him or something?

Staff, true?!!?

doogsinparadise said:

PurpleReign said:

Jesus, was it Theisman bad? I still have no fucking clue what happened other than he apparently broke his penis and Kessler ran over and made fun of him or something?

Staff, true?!!?

Looks like he broke a femur or hip when Leo Williams fell on him.

Yup.

well at least Gameday is happy to have a preloaded sob story for next year. With any luck he winds up with a colostomy bag. Think of the ratings!

If the cougs play USC in Pullman and no one is there to see it, do they still lose?

Ginger