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Hoss69 v 2.0 is released. Please welcome HOMODAWG (dramatic chit here)

Kim has a new champion on the dawgman board and he's ready to battle the Petersen supporters. My fellow Game of Thrones nerds will recall that Sir Gregor Clegane - The Mountain fell in battle only to be possibly reborn as Sir Robert Strong (haha spoilers you gaybobs). Similarly, the handle hoss69 (the guy who bashedthe recruiting of Will Dissly and requested recruits with feces in their throats) has apparently run it's course and is no longer useful.

Enter HOMODAWG!!! (oops, sorry HAMODAWG).

An new poster arrived on Dawgman today with a list of his thoughts on Petersen.
1) It's not fair to the UW players who fought for years under Sark to have to give up a chance for a good season because of Peterson's (he doesn't even know how to spell the coaches name) selfish desire to "institute his system"
2) Recruiting will soon be in ruins with Peterson's OKG style that equals only 2-star white recruits. Kids from the iner city will never play for him
3)Kicking Stringfellow off the team was a really dumb move
4) Sark was a great offensive coach
5) some other dumb shit

At first, HOMODAWG was immediately rebuffed by facts and the post was to be buried. Then Kim shows up and tells everybody to "check themselves", because this is a FORMER PLAYER!!!!

What follows is purpledawgfan telling HOMODAWG thanks for sharing and he's an awesome dude, sinceredawg claiming that Budda Baker and McGary were in the bag for Sark, and some people wondering why Kim is always confirming these random posters who bash peterman but don't seem to speak the english language as former players or coaches.

Good read if we can get a Dickus Signal
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,615 Standard Supporter
    Homodawg: One of Kim's 18 handles
  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,990

    Kim has a new champion on the dawgman board and he's ready to battle the Petersen supporters. My fellow Game of Thrones nerds will recall that Sir Gregor Clegane - The Mountain fell in battle only to be possibly reborn as Sir Robert Strong (haha spoilers you gaybobs). Similarly, the handle hoss69 (the guy who bashedthe recruiting of Will Dissly and requested recruits with feces in their throats) has apparently run it's course and is no longer useful.

    Enter HOMODAWG!!! (oops, sorry HAMODAWG).

    An new poster arrived on Dawgman today with a list of his thoughts on Petersen.
    1) It's not fair to the UW players who fought for years under Sark to have to give up a chance for a good season because of Peterson's (he doesn't even know how to spell the coaches name) selfish desire to "institute his system"
    2) Recruiting will soon be in ruins with Peterson's OKG style that equals only 2-star white recruits. Kids from the iner city will never play for him
    3)Kicking Stringfellow off the team was a really dumb move
    4) Sark was a great offensive coach
    5) some other dumb shit

    At first, HOMODAWG was immediately rebuffed by facts and the post was to be buried. Then Kim shows up and tells everybody to "check themselves", because this is a FORMER PLAYER!!!!

    What follows is purpledawgfan telling HOMODAWG thanks for sharing and he's an awesome dude, sinceredawg claiming that Budda Baker and McGary were in the bag for Sark, and some people wondering why Kim is always confirming these random posters who bash peterman but don't seem to speak the english language as former players or coaches.

    Good read if we can get a Dickus Signal

    1) What the flying fuck does that mean?
    3) String chose to leave. We don't know what his terms for returning were but he made the choice to leave.
    4) He had one good season.

    I don't understand some of those people. We should really invite a lot of them over here just to tell them their wrong and how wrong they are. Would make the off-season pretty entertaining.

    Homodawg: One of Kim's 18 81 handles

    Easy fix.
  • BayDawg
    BayDawg Member Posts: 1,623
    Good poast, but you are missing a couple of letters off the end of purpledawg and sinceredawgs names.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Inside sources are useless bullshit.

    Just watch the games. They tell you all you need to know.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Inside sources are useless bullshit.

    Just watch the games. They tell you all you need to know.

    That's what I'm saying!
  • beelzebub
    beelzebub Member Posts: 361
    Can we get a new thread whenever some new stooge comes aboard here defending that train wreck Petersen? I know u believe in equal opportunity
  • UWerentThereMan
    UWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475
    Early candidate for KimFag of the month right there
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    beelzebub said:

    Can we get a new thread whenever some new stooge comes aboard here defending that train wreck Petersen? I know u believe in equal opportunity

    5-2 >>> 2-5.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    Generally, former players are the least credible sources regarding a program. They tend to be biased, agenda driven honks, that allow their personal views and agendas to cloud any sense of reason they may have.

    LenDale White @THEREAL_LENDALE · Oct 18

    I can't believe @ADHadenUSC kicked me out of #thecoli shook my hand then had me escorted out. I'm still at a loss for words!!!
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Meek said:

    any former player with a sack between his thighs wouldn't hide behind an anonymous alias. Kim better go back to selling free bananas at coffee shops.

    That's easy for you to say. I give you $50 to come out of hiding and have a beer with me.

  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129

    Generally, former players are the least credible sources regarding a program. They tend to be biased, agenda driven honks, that allow their personal views and agendas to cloud any sense of reason they may have.

    Yep, either that or they lightly follow the program yet think they know everything because they have played and been through it.
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646

    Generally, former players are the least credible sources regarding a program. They tend to be biased, agenda driven honks, that allow their personal views and agendas to cloud any sense of reason they may have.

    Yep, either that or they lightly follow the program yet think they know everything because they have played and been through it.
    Kinda like a certain former WR on the national championship team that is being inducted into the UW Hall of Fame tonight that thinks he should be the WR coach for the team right now...
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,199
    GoT plot falls off a cliff starting this season.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    GoT plot falls off a cliff starting this season.

    Lol'd, but I think it'll actually improve outside the confines of the fat man's script.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,509

    GoT plot falls off a cliff starting this season.

    This season is going to essentially be fan fiction. They are making up their own stories for when the show catches up to the books. The fat man will probably just quit writing and tell people to watch the show
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    Query re: Dickus...

    Ebola or FBA?
  • Citrus4Troogs
    Citrus4Troogs Member Posts: 248

    GoT plot falls off a cliff starting this season.

    Lol'd, but I think it'll actually improve outside the confines of the fat man's script.
    Correct, the HBO showrunners have informed that fat fuck GRRM that they're going to ignore most of the horseshit he wrote after book 3. (although I thought book 5 was ok)
  • sjd
    sjd Member Posts: 270
    The former player is Terry Tharps.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    sjd said:

    The former player is Terry Tharps.

    Who?
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    If Greg Lewis's cameo in the Ty years taught me anything, it's that former players are fucking morons.
  • HFNY
    HFNY Member Posts: 5,387
    How many former players are there in the last 15 years? To make it easy, let's say there are 20 recruits in each class so that's 300 players. The law of averages says there are going to some fucking morons out of 300 players right?

    Even allegedly smart people who have degrees from Hahvard like Obama and Ted Cruz are fucking morons.

    If Greg Lewis's cameo in the Ty years taught me anything, it's that former players are fucking morons.

  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    HFNY said:

    How many former players are there in the last 15 years? To make it easy, let's say there are 20 recruits in each class so that's 300 players. The law of averages says there are going to some fucking morons out of 300 players right?

    Even allegedly smart people who have degrees from Hahvard like Obama and Ted Cruz are fucking morons.

    If Greg Lewis's cameo in the Ty years taught me anything, it's that former players are fucking morons.

    "You must be a riot at parties".
  • HFNY
    HFNY Member Posts: 5,387
    Meh, NYBE.

    HFNY said:

    How many former players are there in the last 15 years? To make it easy, let's say there are 20 recruits in each class so that's 300 players. The law of averages says there are going to some fucking morons out of 300 players right?

    Even allegedly smart people who have degrees from Hahvard like Obama and Ted Cruz are fucking morons.

    If Greg Lewis's cameo in the Ty years taught me anything, it's that former players are fucking morons.

    "You must be a riot at parties".
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    sjd said:

    The former player is Terry Tharps.

    Terri Thrapp > Terri Tharps