OFFICIAL Washington vs. Purdue Game Thread
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Where my dawgs at!?
Well folks, tomorrow’s the day. I’m sittin’ here in a motel that smells like corn chips and dreams, gettin’ ready for the Huskies to take on them Purdue Boilermakers. I drove through more cornfields than I knew existed. Seriously, if you’ve seen one stalk, you’ve seen ‘em all. Every gas station had a guy named Earl selling beef jerky like it was gold bullion.
They say the Midwest is “God’s country.” Well, God must really love tractors and butter sculptures, because that’s all I’ve seen. I passed a sign that said “Home of the World’s Largest Ball of Paint.” I almost stopped, but I remembered why I’m here: to watch the Dawgs chew up some Boilers and spit out steam!
And Purdue? Don’t get me started. They got that Boilermaker Special train mascot like it’s the pride of the plains. Folks, it looks like Thomas the Tank Engine went to community college. They toot that horn like it’s calling angels down from heaven, but all I hear is “choo-choo, we’re compensating.”
Tomorrow, it’s hammer down, they say. Well, I hope our Dawgs bring the hammer AND the nails, because I’m tired of being the porch puppy. If we lose, I swear I’m gonna drown my sorrows in a bucket of cheese curds and a gallon of ranch dressing like a true Midwesterner.
Anyway, go Dawgs! Let’s turn that cornfield into a purple paradise. Bow Down, baby!
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Did you fly into Chicago or Indy? How was the traffic on 65? Did you swing by the Ponderosa Sun Club, the former home of Nudes-a-Poppin’? Might be a little cold this year for a nudist colony visit but when in Rome.
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I had minor surgery this morning. They were about to put me under and the male nurse asked me what plans I had for Saturday. I said, "Oh, watching the Washington vs. Purdue game." He goes, "Alright, THAT'S AWESOME!!!!"
I blinked and said, "I can tell you do not follow college football. Nobody in their right mind would think watching Washington vs. Purdue is awesome."
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We played them four years in a row when I was a kid. I've watched the '88 game with Conklin struggling. I hate that '88 team so much…
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Was it @PostGameOrangeSlices ?
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Did @PostGameOrangeSlices sew you on a bigger @PurpleThrobber ?
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I could not care any less about this game. I don’t even know what time it starts. Last week killed all remaining desire to watch any more UW football this year.
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ESPN ranks the P4 QBs:
14. Demond Williams Jr., Washington
Last Rank: 9 | Total QBR: 77.6 | Pass Yds: 2,251 | Rush Yds (no sack): 655 | Total TDs: 19
Williams is a second-year sophomore and first-year starter with massive upside and lots of things to learn. And either everything has worked or nothing has worked in 2025.
- Williams in six wins: 89.0 Total QBR, 9.3 yards per dropback, 90.2 rushing yards per game (non-sack)
- Williams in three losses: 46.6 Total QBR, 4.4 yards per dropback, 34.7 rushing yards per game
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If the defense has a fucking pulse, Judd’s offense shots the bed.
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Y’all need to stop hatin’ on this matchup
Clayton Bigsby LIVES for the W P helmet clash!
