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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    Same shit. Different doog with his panties in a bunch.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    I'll never understand the Lockner love.
  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,849
    Took over as the QB after an 0-12 program, had no tool with which to work, came from the humble town of Ferndale, chose UW over 300 other schools who wanted him to play safety at QB. The statue is forthcoming.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,629 Standard Supporter
    Lockner has to be Doog hero numero uno
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839

    Lockner has to be Doog hero numero uno

    Him and fucking Juan Garcia
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    topdawgnc said:

    Lockner has to be Doog hero numero uno

    Him and fucking Juan Garcia
    I love me some Juan Garcia! #LatinO
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    edited October 2014
    Lockner's a TRUE husky 'cause he sacrificed about $35 million in guaranteed money for Sark.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,511
    Locker's performance in that one game against Syracuse made him a doog legend despite the rest of his career being very low-average
  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    topdawgnc said:

    I'll never understand the Lockner love.

    You're obviously not his mom or dad...
  • LawDawg1
    LawDawg1 Member Posts: 3,942
    That Matt Gregory is a piece of shit Mora cake.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246

    Locker's performance in that one game against Syracuse made him a doog legend despite the rest of his career being very low-average


    Oh boy was the Lockner love strong after that night. I thought his best performance ever was 2007 against Oregon. He basically kept that game tied until the start of the 4th on his own. 3 quarters is a long time for one may to hold back the plunger!!!
  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,139
    As a Duck, Locker scared the shit out of me when he had a coach that would turn him loose and let him run (Ty>Sark, in this respect, see how much closer 2007 and 2008 were than 2009). And of course, SarkFS turns him into a pocket passer. Nice work, dumbfuck
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    ntxduck said:

    As a Duck, Locker scared the shit out of me when he had a coach that would turn him loose and let him run (Ty>Sark, in this respect, see how much closer 2007 and 2008 were than 2009). And of course, SarkFS turns him into a pocket passer. Nice work, dumbfuck


    I don't know if this was true, but supposedly Lockner picked UW over Oregon because UW had baseball, which is such a fucking stupid reason. Much like Suh picking Nebraska over Oregon because Oregon didn't have an engineering program even though we all knew that kid was never going to become an engineer.

    If Lockner goes to Oregon the Ducks win a National Championship in 2010. At the very least the wheels don't fall off of the 2007 season and the Ducks make the Rose Bowl. 2008 would have been much more productive. 2009 is a Rose Bowl Win. Lockner with a coaching staff and supporting cast beats the breaks off of what Tebow did in Florida.

    Instead he went to UW and fucked around with house money. I hear he got to play some rec baseball or some shit.

  • Vegasdawg
    Vegasdawg Member Posts: 370

    Lockner's a TRUE husky 'cause he sacrificed about $35 million in guaranteed money for Sark.

    I labeled him an idiot then and still do.

  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,732 Founders Club
    topdawgnc said:

    I'll never understand the Lockner love.

    When it was obvious after the first season hiring of Willingham that the huskies wouldn't be good due to coaching, Jack was a 'sure thing' to lead the program back to victory by himself from all the doogs. They would talk about what a beast he was in the weight room, blah blah, and his failure is clear evidence that doogs know nothing about football, let alone the quarterback position. I played him in the playoffs in state; his team was a badass group of farm boys that wanted to kick your teeth in. He was the exact opposite. Doogs are bitter about how wrong they were.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited October 2014

    topdawgnc said:

    I'll never understand the Lockner love.

    You're obviously not his mom or dad...
    image

  • Homebrew_Dawg
    Homebrew_Dawg Member Posts: 1,652
    topdawgnc said:

    I'll never understand the Lockner love.

    Definition of a doog: never underestimate the Lockner love. He could have been a dual sport athleta and played both offense and defense for the hussies. He was awesome. :-/
  • Homebrew_Dawg
    Homebrew_Dawg Member Posts: 1,652
    AZDuck said:

    topdawgnc said:

    I'll never understand the Lockner love.

    You're obviously not his mom or dad...
    image

    Looks like she traveled better than he.
  • Blackie
    Blackie Member Posts: 499
    edited October 2014
    AZDuck said:

    topdawgnc said:

    I'll never understand the Lockner love.

    You're obviously not his mom or dad...
    image

    Craves it. Him too.
  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

    Locker's performance in that one game against Syracuse made him a doog legend despite the rest of his career being very low-average

    Yeah, that W over Pete's USC sucked - doog legend.

    What's the opposite of a doog?

    Put down (what you think is) the script.

    It doesn't suit you.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    CaptainPJ said:

    Locker's performance in that one game against Syracuse made him a doog legend despite the rest of his career being very low-average

    Yeah, that W over Pete's USC sucked - doog legend.

    What's the opposite of a doog?

    Put down (what you think is) the script.

    It doesn't suit you.
    He beat Aaron Corpse.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    AZDuck said:

    topdawgnc said:

    I'll never understand the Lockner love.

    You're obviously not his mom or dad...
    image

    He is a sexual beast
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    topdawgnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    topdawgnc said:

    I'll never understand the Lockner love.

    You're obviously not his mom or dad...
    image

    He is a sexual beast
    image

    image
    Jesus.

    Seriously.

    Never seen that second photo before.