DTD's Office Chair Rumored to be next UCLA Coach
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Matt Leinhart with a nice subtle troll "they need to build a 40k stadium on their campus"
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I'd love to know what kind of organization employs dtd.
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In my head it's the web company equivalent of that batshit insane Seattle marketing company that did all the Crazy Larry stuff for Sark.
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That’s 38k too large.
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You know one of those things is fun at a party!
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Left Nike a few years back for an industry rival. Clearly they have more money than they know what to do with.
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Job at Nike? Are you Haloti Ngata’s dad?
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You know more about Oregon football than I do.
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When a greased-up UCLA beats UW in November, I will make an AI image of Bruins players giving DTD's office chair a Gatorade bath
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I mean, that chair you posted very clearly has a big ass personality.
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@haie because yet again @DerekJohnson quoting is broken.
I work for a company worth multiple tens of billions of dollars. As I said before, hiring people like me is not how they got there. Yet here I am. Nike said no mas work from home, so I peaced out. Now I canwatchjerk off to Josh Pate during meetings with Mumbai. I work maybe 30 hours a week and nobody has any idea what I do, aside from jerking off on zoom. -
Okay. You have complained 500 times publicly about the site being broken. You have complained to me 500 times in PMs about the site being broken and how stupid you think I am. I get it. If I see one more new complaint from you over the site about things you've already complained about, I will refund you your $50, wish you well and ship you back to eDuck.
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DTD gone forever, oh no…
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How about a Friday sacrifice before he and a couple other ducks shitpost all over our Apple Cup game thread. That shit is getting annoying AF.
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Another fallen program in the Beav will have been sacrificed to the Nike God after getting beat 84-0. Another rousing edition of Shout will have been enjoyed. Another recruit from Baltimore will have committed. We will be behind 13-14 in Pullman to a Cougar team worse than 2008. The sharks will be circling. Up the sco.
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My product guy was pretty shocked the day after the Natty in Houston when he knocked on my door and I was already drinking coffee and beer and telling him that we were about to do a podcast in 5 minutes.
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LOL'd for real
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Shoes are for chicks.
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I guess you're right. Again. Sigh.
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Looks like they kicked their cal color scheme to Missouri. Those gold cleats Coach James is holding look hideously.
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I fucking hate product.
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It's clear I'm an old. It's also clear Oregon DGAF, which is pretty cool. Yeah, we'll wear our main rival's color. Win sportsball games.
But the Ducks wearing gold? Kill me now. Only people on this site will care either way. What's next, wearing Orange?
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Oregon is wearing a cross between Colorado and Wake Forest in that scheme
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Shit is all stupid and for 12 year olds, DTD. Glad we market researched them so hard back in the 90s.
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Also, DTD, when you lost your "Nike job," did you have to give Foot Locker back the ref jersey?
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Wait, you hate the guy that just puts forth an idea, backed by almost nothing but a few cases, and then everyone around them now has a million hours of work while they have just enough to go fuck off all day but then still say they did something?
I've turned telling those guys NO into an art form at this point.
