Sarkisian’s maturity was on display at this momentous keynote. ”To be quite honest…” he asserted, “these agents really wanna rip it brah. We can’t hide from that. We’re not shirking our duty to totally like…rip it.”
The baby-coifed Armenian went on to opine and philosophize on many topics, from Cheetos to open marriages. His crowd of contemporaries watched in admiration. Nick Holt, Sark’s previous coaching colleague, was asked to describe the speech. After pausing for the right words he said, “It was awesome.”
When aliens come down and study our dead civilization and the death of college football they will note Sark having high level success and making the playoffs was a signal that the sport was fucked out and became just about who can buy players out of high school and the portal and not self destruct.
I don't know… I liked it. He got off the sauce and is coaching at a pretty high level, into what he is doing. I DGAF anyway anymore really about college-pro football per se.
I like Sark (unlike others). I kind of like Sark's story. I don't think he's more than a kind of above average coach but all he has to do is not get in his own way as much as possible to have a top 5 team forever now.
The USC move helped because he had definitely peaked at UW and we would have hated him when he went 7-6 again in 2014 and 15 and we had to fire him, but he left for a job we couldn't hate him for taking and he left us with some nice pieces of talent Petersen wouldn't have recruited. I've never heard him say anything remotely bad about UW and it's not like we chose him over better options back in 2009.
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Sarkisian’s maturity was on display at this momentous keynote. ”To be quite honest…” he asserted, “these agents really wanna rip it brah. We can’t hide from that. We’re not shirking our duty to totally like…rip it.”
The baby-coifed Armenian went on to opine and philosophize on many topics, from Cheetos to open marriages. His crowd of contemporaries watched in admiration. Nick Holt, Sark’s previous coaching colleague, was asked to describe the speech. After pausing for the right words he said, “It was awesome.”
Awesome indeed.👍🏻👍🏻
AOC=THUD
Even our? disdain of Sark can’t salvage this retarded clown.
No One has failed up like Steve Sarkisian
When aliens come down and study our dead civilization and the death of college football they will note Sark having high level success and making the playoffs was a signal that the sport was fucked out and became just about who can buy players out of high school and the portal and not self destruct.
I don't know… I liked it. He got off the sauce and is coaching at a pretty high level, into what he is doing. I DGAF anyway anymore really about college-pro football per se.
You mad bro?
I like Sark (unlike others). I kind of like Sark's story. I don't think he's more than a kind of above average coach but all he has to do is not get in his own way as much as possible to have a top 5 team forever now.
I would watch a 30 for 30 on Sark….
And still hate him
USC taking him off our hands coupled with going 3-0 against him takes away any hard feelings that might’ve been there otherwise.
The USC move helped because he had definitely peaked at UW and we would have hated him when he went 7-6 again in 2014 and 15 and we had to fire him, but he left for a job we couldn't hate him for taking and he left us with some nice pieces of talent Petersen wouldn't have recruited. I've never heard him say anything remotely bad about UW and it's not like we chose him over better options back in 2009.
Fuck Sark. He’s a giant piece of shit.
this is profoundly correct
A shouting coach in football on the sidelines? No way!
that’s the tunnel but sure
It's who he was shouting at that's more of the problem there.