What bothers you most about your gym / health club?
What bothers you most about your gym / health club? 17 votes
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I remember my gym phase. Enjoyed it
Covid killed it
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I don't go to a gym, Chief
I have a squat rack, bench, dumbbells, etc setup in my garage, pal.
Back when I used to go to a gym the thing that annoyed me the most was probably the bros who use 3-4 different things at once.
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Bros hogging multiple stations at once
Covid killed my gym phase for a while and I just rode bikes, did my erg in the garage and push ups. But then partially joined a cuntry club to be like @whlinder and perv on MILFs.
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Bros hogging multiple stations at once
I'd much rather gym equipment at home, but all I have room for is a C2 erg in the garage and kettle bell.
Not parking your cars in the garage is shit AF in my opinion, and my garage ain't big enough for 2 cars + all the gear + a home gym set up. Sucks being a pour.
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Bros hogging multiple stations at once
I get so fucking irritated with the guys taking up multiple pieces of equipment. Just pick one thing and go to the next one you fucking douche bag bonios.
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Shitty, outdated equipment
The only piece of equipment which really matters (Concept 2 PM5) is just fine, however this is to reflect the fact my cuntry club gym has 12+ year old TVs which AREN'T FUCKING HD.
Cheap Ass motherfuckers
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I don't go to a gym, Chief
I'm pretty lucky that my 2-car garage is a big one and I can park cars in it, fit the weight rack, a treadmill, all my tools and storage for things, etc. I'm not doing crossfit in there, but have enough space to maneuver unimpeded. All the new build homes include garages that harken back to the 1920's even as cars are bigger than ever.
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Part of my routine is swimming 6-8 full laps as hard as I can after doing the indoor shit. I can be in and out of the pool in about 5-15 minutes.
Too many older people and even some Gen X show up with wearing the gayest shit I've ever seen and the proceed to take almost an hour doing what I feel like isn't even real exercise. Like these people would be better off using the fucking indoor kiddy pool, not taking up a lane like that.
The older generations are just completely insufferable in that regard, pretending like there's not a bunch of people waiting to use their 15 fucking minutes while you doggy paddle for a fucking hour.
The managers are just complete fucking cunts on the topic too.
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Bros hogging multiple stations at once
What do the MAHA wellness influencers on Instagram and YouTube have to say about chlorinated swimming pools?
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I don't know but they can suck my ass either way.
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Bros hogging multiple stations at once
There's a goofy as Kiwi trainer at our gym who seems like he's into some odd ball takes. He's big on telling his clients not to go from the sauna into the chlorinated pool. I don't swim for exercise personally. I'm just in there drinking beers and playing life guard.
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Talking on cell phones
It's the people sitting on their cell phones for 7-10 minutes between sets. For the love of God, I see how much you're lifting and you don't need a 7 minute rest there. This isn't instagram time. My MO at the gym is get in there, get the frickin' work done, and get out. I don't want to spend 45 minutes standing around while someone else is scrolling tiktok.
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He probably just saying that because he doesn't want people jumping in it after sweating like they do in a steam room. Because my gym is completely gay and retarded on the topic of efficiently managing the swim lanes, I don't give a fuck and dive in like that anyways.
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Bros hogging multiple stations at once
Nope that's not it @haie. He was saying the sauna opens your pores which then allows the chlorine toxins to get into your body.
He's also a weirdo who hogs multiple stations at once with his clients so I naturally don't like the guy.
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Exactly. 30-35 minutes, you feel like you're going to puke then you've done enough and can gtfo.
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Lousy ratio of MILFS to Fat Chicks
The Indians that ask you how many sets you have left right in the middle of a set.
Also the Indians that do their curls right in front of the squat rack and block it.
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Mods? Can we add "People talking to me in any way" to the list?
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Lousy ratio of MILFS to Fat Chicks
You should also be allowed to legally murder someone that you’ve never talked to, offers up a fist bump as you pass by.
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I always wore sunglasses inside the gym
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Bros hogging multiple stations at once
@RaceBannon risky bidness
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Lousy ratio of MILFS to Fat Chicks
Dot or Feathers ?
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F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off...
Shower curtains and bathing suit requirement in the steam room. I mean why did I even bother purchasing the hidden camera?
In all seriousness, I think its the 15 minutes of watching tik toks between sets while sitting on the equipment. Congrats those three sets took 45 minutes.
Also the old women who are always cold turning off the fans in the cardio area. Bitch its hot in here.
People who take pickle ball way too seriously.
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Lousy ratio of MILFS to Fat Chicks
Always the dots.
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Talking on cell phones
Went to the gym last night. Had the trifecta of a jerk there. 1. came into the fast moving circuit room and sat on a machine blocking everyone while he was on his phone for 5 minutes between sets. 2. Set his crap down on a SECOND MACHINE next to the one he was using. Never used the machine, just had his crap there taking up space. 3. Didn't wipe down anything before or after use.
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Talking on cell phones
Had another guy talking on his cell phone, not on ear buds, holding his phone up to his ear for 20 minutes. Just went through and did each machine with 1 arm only.
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I don't go to a gym, Chief
Gonna get brain cancer from the EMF.
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Shitty, outdated equipment
One annoyance I was reminded of today while rowing a 10k was people walking too close. Don't be all up on me. I've had people even bump into me in the past.
In the end, people are the worst, if you're gonna be annoying at least be hot.
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Bros hogging multiple stations at once
My gym is small and bit cramped, but the MILF percentage due to socioeconomics and active White Wakanda lifestyle is over 81%.
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That's actually the biggest problem. You can go most places in the country and register at a gym and will unavoidably run into an army of Main Character Syndrome fucking retards.
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Talking on cell phones
Cell phone use. You don’t have to look at your screen in between each and every set. Nor do you have to watch a video while sitting and hogging a machine. Get the fuck off and watch your TikToks elsewhere.
