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Why Your Doctor Hates Carnivore [and what to do about it] 2025
DerekJohnson
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If this guy really emphasizes nutritionists, the two vegetables that they want you to include with any other diet is cucumbers and celery. Even if you eat no other vegetables. They have properties that add water to the GI tract and repair it, it goes beyond just nutrients/fiber.
yeah but celery and cucumbers are gross
Celery is fine when you slather it in peanut butter or cream cheese.
You're nuts, pal. Celery has infinity of use cases of deliciousness.
Bloody Marys
Hot Wings
With PB as mentioned by @BleachedAnusDawg
Tuna Salad
Party Platters with Ranch
Bloodies: only to stir, not eat
Wings: nope, carrots only
PB: yuck
Tuna (or chicken) salad: I can allow thinly sliced in the mixture
Platters: nope
I just cannot do the flavor of it, biting in whole. Mix it in something else (soup is fine) and I’ll deal, but never the primary flavor
I forgot about celery and peanut butter. That's how the folks got us to eat it
No wonder you guysm lost the war. Cretins down there south of the Potomac.
These are all good uses. Celery's taste is pretty inoffensive and makes it a great veggie version of a tortilla chip for dipping.
Eating more than a couple stalks of it makes my tongue start to feel numb.
I was born on the Union side of the Potomack, pal.
Watched the entire thing. Didn't realize that he's advocating this for people with chronic gi diseases.
The counter-argument about plant nutrients is that just because they aren't essential, doesn't mean they aren't good for you. Agree with what I think he's implying that toxins frim plants can offset that wrt inflammation.
celery is the tofu of the vegetable category. Doesn’t really taste like anything… just takes on whatever you use it with.
Hummus or guacamole (has to be spicy) another good pairing.
damn you assholes, I decided to give celery and PB a try again since tastes etc change over time. It was tolerable. Bearable, even. It required the GOOD PB too