Ma'am you cannot put your hands on a Federal officer

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 47,022

  May 10

  Bitch is lucky she didn’t get an asphalt face plant and tazed.

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• WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 16,838

  May 10

  Apparently, she didn't get the talk.

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• thechatch Member Posts: 6,905

  May 10

  I remember(kind of) all of the stupid shit I did in my twenties and I’m here to tell you that none of it ever ended in a physical altercation with a police officer.

  
  Because that’s the shit that follows you forever.

  1. Graduate from college in a program you can take forward professionally.
  2. Work hard and save/invest your money in your twenties
  3. Get married and stay married.
  4. Only have kids with the woman you marry.
  5. Avoid over indulgence in drugs, alcohol, and gambling and stay out of jail.

  That’s pretty much it. There’s 10,000 ways to fuck your life up and only a handful to be successful. Nail 4/5 on those and your odds are great. Go 0 or 1 for 5 and you’re gonna be a loser. Sorry but that’s the way the world works.

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