India v Pakistan Curry cookoff official thred


Will it be the start of WW3 or another nothingburger?
Will the Pakis embarass themselves more or less than India?
The upside is my Russian milsurp guns and ammo are about to get even more valuable.
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I’ll take the over and India to cover -10.5
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Lots of sloppy play early, each side with a shanked punt and offsides on 3rd and 4. India would get it together eventually if it gets that far.
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India and China had a brief border war in 1962 during the Cuban missle crises. Crazy times
I could actually tell that my mom was kind of freaked out watching JFK speak
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India could win the war just by spamming them with tech support scam calls.
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They don't even need bots.
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Based on Bollywood vs. Paki porn search, India wins by a landslide.
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Just when I thought it would be nothing but a dance off.
Jets in the air.
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the missiles land and instead of exploding, a bunch of dudes pop out asking you to buy Google Play cards.
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Christ.
FYFMFE
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Wondering out loud whether the global cabal is funding Paki to fuck with India. Trump and Modi have been pretty cozy lately.
Fuck the globalists. With a curry laced cheese grater.
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There are other options for Birmingham.
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It's China more likely.
Same same but different.
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things are going to be really awkward at work tomorrow #H1Bproblems
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I'm sure buck is ready to do his part.
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Trump and Modi have always been friendly going back to 2017
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7-11 vs. 9/11
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Babu versus Apu.
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My auditing team is based in India- they were celebrating the Paki terrorists being bombed. This is a group that doesn't typically show a lot of emotion. They did today.
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I’m picturing this war being a bunch of street shitters throwing their own feces at each other over a fence. Unlimited ammo.
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Why bring the current situation in the UK into it?
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Holi shit.
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They fought each other on their side of the border... not much of a dog fight
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Modern munitions can be shot hundreds of miles.
"Dogfights" aren't ever going to be like top gun anymore.
This is pretty similar to how Ukraine air war has played out. You almost always are lobbing shit from your own airspace before opposition air defense can drop you from the sky.
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For sure... just saying it isn't like a dogfight of old