Internal polling results are in

Bob_C · April 30

https://twitter.com/kylemartinsen_/status/1917596373333033050?s=46&t=TF5YSHjB9Hq6ZBrenucnTg

BleachedAnusDawg · April 30

The Dems could learn a lot from George Costanza.

UW_Doog_Bot · April 30

I was told they should stand up for their principles and the rule of law by @AOG

EverettChris · April 30

Now it’s OK for Trump to “ignore” a SCOTUS order that the Dems lied about in terms of what it actually stated.

Constitutional Crisis over on that outrage. On to the next!

WestlinnDuck · April 30

Would love to see a reality TV show on the Babylon Bee. They have a lot going on and a lot of material to work with.

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-says-no-evidence-demon-horned-man-with-sith-tattoos-and-red-lightsaber-a-member-of-the-sith

Media Says No Evidence Demon-Horned Man With Sith Tattoos And Red Lightsaber A Member Of The Sith

CORUSCANT — Despite rampant allegations regarding the appearance of a dark-robed figure engaging in nefarious activities on various star systems, the media maintained that there was no evidence that indicated the demon-horned man with Sith tattoos all over his face and body and wielding a red-bladed lightsaber was a member of the Sith.

Journalists sought to debunk reports that the shadowy figure had terrorized multiple people by Force-choking them and zapping them with purple lightning, saying this alleged "evidence" was circumstantial at best and likely just hearsay.

"Just because he has a red lightsaber and Sith tattoos doesn't make him a Sith," said ABC News reporter Terry Moran. "For anyone to label this man a ‘Sith' without anything to back it up is scurrilous and irresponsible. It's our job as the media to look into these accusations to find out if they have merit. Unfortunately, this man appears to be getting persecuted for purely political purposes."

When reached for comment, the black-cloaked figure gave only a brief statement. "The Jedi will soon fall," he said. "Once our plan is revealed, it will be far too late to stop us. My master has foreseen that we will be victorious after taking our revenge. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy."

At publishing time, Terry Moran had issued a follow-up statement pointing out that the quotes from the mysterious figure seemingly identifying himself as a Sith Lord bent on overthrowing the Republic and ruling the galaxy gave no indication that he had any connection with the Sith.