THE MASTERS OFFICIAL THREAD
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We’ll know for sure in the first 6 holes tomorrow. If Rory starts missing short putts, it’s time to pull out a green jacket in Bryson’s size. None of the other guys have a chance unless north Rory and Dechambeau blow up, which is exceptionally unlikely. I hope we see a fucking shootout between the two of them tomorrow. I want to see a couple rounds in the mid 60s.
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Bryson is a camel fucker. Gotta go with Rory here.
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If we? are here to bash camel fuckers, I’m out !!
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Shades of 1996 Norman v Faldo? Or does Rory get it done
I have no problem with Rory winning. Its fun to bash him because he has so much talent. But I sure wouldn't give him the Green Jacket on Saturday like CBS was trying to do all day. If I had to bet I'd bet Bryson
And Patrick Reed as the darkhorse
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I'm on Team Bryson
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I hope they finish 1-2 and it goes down to the wire! With a win Rory gets his 5th major and the career slam. Bryson gets his 6th major with a win and that’s moves him up the list too. I’m pulling for good and exciting drama, not a Norman collapse.
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FM - Brooks Koepka has 5 majors I believe, not Bryson. My memory is shit
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I loathe barbarism
I’ll be on Summit Chair when Rory tees off. Thinking good thoughts.
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Just judging by body language, Rory is in trouble. He looks tight and stressed, and Bryson looks happy to be there. I hope they both play well and it’s a good finish. I don’t really care which of them wins. If I had to put money on it, I’d bet on Bryson. He knows he can beat Rory in a major.
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Rory fucks the first and is in the bunker at 2. Not looking good for him
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#metoo
Looks like Rory didn’t fuck around. Gagged it on the first hole. Efficient. -
Åberg is the guy to watch here. He could easily make a run and make things interesting. Bryson is hitting it all over the fuckin yard right now.
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What a break not getting fucked by the tree on 7. It might be Rory’s day today.
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You have to make that putt after hitting a shot like that. Rory is back to being cooked again. I can’t handle the ups and downs of Sunday at The Masters.
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Bryson’s putter has failed him so far today. Åberg has missed multiple makable birdie putts. Rory still has some back 9 demons to exorcise.
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A tradition unlike any other.
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Yella called it.
Not this time fellas.
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Irish car bombs for everyone!
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Happy to get another Masters pick correct.
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Rory with the career slam! Very entertaining but he sure made those last 6 holes difficult and to get inside Rose at 18 in the playoff was clutch.
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That shit was hard to watch. I was hoping for a shootout with everyone playing well, but it turned into a buttpuckering war of attrition. Now that he’s got the major drought monkey off his back, Rory might win 5 more. He’s only 35. He’s going to be the favorite in the PGA Championship by a mile unless he dies between now and then. He’s won the Wells Fargo on that course 4 times and holds the tournament scoring record.
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Good lord what a mess of a final round.
But was still fun as hell.Rory with like 5 WTF moments after being up 5 shots with 8 holes to play. Could only make birdies inside of 4 feet.
Justin Rose deserves some love but now gets to be a trivia question with Ls in the last two playoffs at Augusta. I guess it’s what you deserve when you lose to fucking Sergio.
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If we’re here to bash buttpuckering wars of attrition, bud, I’m fucking out.
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I guess there's a first time for everything.
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He just needed more time. Hell, Phil didn’t even when his first major till age 34. Rory has now achieved what only 5 other dudes have managed in the era of the current majors lineup.
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Fuck. Didn’t watch but did Rory almost choke it?
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Like 6 different times during the round, yes.
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I didn't see it but sounds like Bryson was ahead briefly but then his short game betrayed him