The red wave is here!!!
As in my stock and retirement portfolios are in the red taking another 10% loss this morning!!! That’s fine with me, but I hope any of you baby boomers aren’t retiring this year. In fact, you may need to wait a long time to retire now!!!!
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Nobody is rooting for you, Spaz.
I hope you lose all of your imaginary investments, because you do seem dumb enough to risk all of your imaginary money in imaginary mutual funds.
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Buck doesn’t see the game being played.
We should trust him more than Howard Lutnick.Trump gonna choke a bitch and pull off a refinance and redistribution of the billionaires wealth.
But buck is mad his day trades are down
Fuck off. Get back in your cubicle.
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Yeah….im sure everyone else is happy watching their net worth decrease sharply on a daily basis too! We’re not just talking stock we’re talking the ordinary person’s retirement funds!
PurpleThrobber says fuck off to all you potential retirees out there because this is a game apparently!!!
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RIP to your 401k.
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Cry harder
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Payback is a bitch
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For someone who saw this coming a mile away, you sure did nothing about it.
Next time consider any of the following:
covered calls
credit spreads with downside protection
buying the dip
killing yourself
hth
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NOT GOOD!
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Bro let me know if you need me to give you another lesson on tax law. You should be ashamed you posted that requiring me to correct you.
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No guys, I get it. Liberation day was about liberating all of us from our hard earned savings!
Lol I’m amused you guys are actually thanking Trump for this.
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The poor will be with us always, bucky. You'll have company
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Check back in 2.5 years dildo. Typical annoying pencil dick liberal.
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Risk management is a new concept to him. Buck seems to be a descendent of John Law.
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Looks like the Nazis blinked
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I wasn't in the market. You should get your reads down.
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Markets like certainty” sure sounds like “markets like global oligarchies” to me.
Shake the trees. The stupid (imaginary in Soaz’s case) white rich people will fall down to the ground in a competitive economy will those with ambition and drive can have opportunity to succeed.
Spaz is some rich guy’s son who thinks that makes him a man who has any real skill set. He’s Spaulding Smails IRL.
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Ok…let me tell our retirees…”check back in 2.5 years” for this unforced error by our leaders!!!
I’m fine, I’m in my thirties. I can wait it out. Our 60 year old friends can not. -
You do realize that boomers are generally very comfortable, right? They own their homes, have padded nest eggs, and social security. Our 60 year old friends are just fine
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People who got in the market at 2000 points are hurting guys
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Got it guys.
Your message is clear….if you’re about to retire, fuck you! Wait 2.5 years. You may or may not be alive then, but this is a win for you! Trust me!
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I don’t know man…you couldn’t tell me about retirement accounts so I can’t trust the rest of the information you’re giving me
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In your thirties and never been laid (by a chick) is no way to go through life.
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Money he gets a bikini wax
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The people who raped America over the common cold and destroyed businesses and made sure lots of folks could never retire want me to give a fuck about the fucking stock market
Right. Fuck off
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Correction….they WERE comfortable. They just lost 25%
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Cucky has been played. The 1% are raking it in! They knew about the artificially inflated market and used it t0 lure the Cuckys and then burned them down raking in all their cash!
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I was sending checks to Fidelity through the mail before you were born junior. It won’t be long until we see more record highs, especially when our economy is humming! If you can’t handle the volatility, you don’t deserve the gains.
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Retard doesn’t understand diversification or how a portfolio moves as you near retirement.
100% he's just sitting on a 401k with some market index funds plus a robinhood account.
