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Life with Sven

DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 59,966
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So what that you got an A... Anyone could have gotten an A on that test. Oh, here comes your mother... What the hell did you do to your hair? You do realize that it's not 1977 anymore, dontcha? HTH... I'm not sure why I ever married you. A REAL husband would have divorced you the moment last year's Apple Cup ended.
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    DeepSeaZDeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
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    I like your hair.
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    HillsboroDuckHillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186
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    DerekJohnson said:

    So what that you got an A... Anyone could have gotten an A on that test. Oh, here comes your mother... What the hell did you do to your hair? You do realize that it's not 1977 anymore, dontcha? HTH... I'm not sure why I ever married you. A REAL husband would have divorced you the moment last year's Apple Cup ended.

    "LEAVE!"

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
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    This thread is a fucking dreckfest
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    TheKobeStopperTheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
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    edited August 2013
    I imagine him hitting his wife and then telling her she deserved it.
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    HillsboroDuckHillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186
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    TheKobeStopper said:

    I imagine his wife hitting him and then telling him he deserved it.

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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 59,966
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    Mrs. Thorsen, what happened to your eye?

    Um, I deserved it.

    Pardon me?

    Um, I mean... I fell down.

    You did what?

    I've got to go. Sven doesn't like it when I talk to neighbors when I roll the garbage can out to the curb.

    Ma'am, you really need to get help.

    My husband thinks this entire neighborhood needs to slowly roast in a giant fire.

    He thinks what?

    I've really got to go...
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    HillsboroDuckHillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186
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    edited August 2013
    DerekJohnson said:

    Mrs. Thorsen, what happened to your eye?

    I barked for Sark. I deserved it.

    Pardon me?

    Um, I mean... I fell down.

    You did what?

    I've got to go. Sven doesn't like it when I talk to neighbors when I roll the garbage can out to the curb.

    Ma'am, you really need to get help.

    My husband thinks this entire neighborhood needs to slowly roast in a giant fire.

    He thinks what?

    I've really got to go... I really need to LEAVE!

    Good stuff. Minor improvements

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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 59,966
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    DerekJohnson said:

    Mrs. Thorsen, what happened to your eye?

    I barked for Sark. I deserved it.

    Pardon me?

    Um, I mean... I fell down.

    You did what?

    I've got to go. Sven doesn't like it when I talk to neighbors when I roll the garbage can out to the curb.

    Ma'am, you really need to get help. Where is he now?

    He's been on the internet for the past 14 hours.

    Please consider calling 911

    My husband thinks this entire neighborhood needs to slowly roast in a giant fire.

    He thinks what?

    I really need to LEAVE!

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    CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 28,857
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    DerekJohnson said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    Mrs. Thorsen, what happened to your eye?

    I barked for Sark. I deserved it.

    Pardon me?

    Um, I mean... I fell down.

    You did what?

    I've got to go. Sven doesn't like it when I talk to neighbors when I roll the garbage can out to the curb.

    Ma'am, you really need to get help. Where is he now?

    He's been on the internet for the past 14 hours.

    Please consider calling 911

    My husband thinks this entire neighborhood needs to slowly roast in a giant fire.

    He thinks what?

    I really need to LEAVE!

    This conversation, real or fake, is a #dreckfest.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    FREE PUB!

    This shit will be funny for at least 487 times. Simple fact.
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    CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493
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    I think Sven should be banned (or at least put in a time out). I have been a mod for my own hobby bored for years and if you don't ban him pronto he could really eff this place up.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
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    Feels wrong having a Sven thread with no surprise Lemon Party.

    I guess we all deserve to go 0-12 for dropping the ball there.
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