McCarthy Out in Dallas

Who will be the next corch?
McCarthy Out in Dallas 20 votes
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Jedd Fisch (PLEASE!)
Why was Fisch listed twice?
Some NFL retread….
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Deion Sanders.
If Jerry hires Lanning I might be forced back into rooting for the Cowboys simply because of the mental anguish that move would cause Duck fans.
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Also, dream hire would be the OC from Detroit.
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There’s a good chance it’s going to be Lanning since Jerry is about as retarded as they comes.
Also, it won’t be Lanning because even Jerry isn’t that retarded.
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Jedd Fisch (PLEASE!)
I should have said "Some NFL retard."
On second thought, that still would have meant listing Fisch twice.
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Lincoln Riley
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Dick Cheese reporting Sark
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Jerry and Sark deserve each other. They'd go through a few bottles of Blue Label a day between the two of 'em.
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Bark for Booger Lips
It's. The. Script.
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Bark for Booger Lips
Would it? Dan Landers went 1-4 against DeBoer and Smith.
Got his shit pushed in the quarter finals by Ryan Fucking Day.
Dan is replaceable.
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The bloom is off the rose with that one. Turns out life in the Big 12
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Some NFL retread
Lanning just turned down the job and secured commitments from 3 5* players that give Kirk Herbstreit a boner and will never actually play at Oregon.
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Bark for Booger Lips
easiest call here is Sark, he’s got all his reads down except inside the 5 yd line.. But he’d be stupid to take that job. Lanning won’t get a sniff, he’ll bounce to a SEC team next year after Oregon runs the softest sched in the BIG then gets pistol whipped again
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Quooks on this board exactly one year ago were convinced that Lanning turned down 'Bama before they offered DeBoer and were swooning over his corny social media stuff. Now all of a sudden he's replaceable? I think there would be a meltdown in Duck nation. They're not as pretty as they think they are, and deep down they know it.
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Oh no, this sounds serious!!!
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What really sucks for McCarthy is that one week earlier he was denied a request to interview for the Bears job. And then they shit can him
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I know you are being sarcastic but this is why they have agents. Assuming the bears fire him they were speaking to his people.
also Free Pub! -