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Just think how much "mileage" you'd get if you posted a photo of Bill putting a big black dildo up your ass. The fact that you made a complete fucking ass out of yourself, and we both recall it, isn't the win you think it is haie.
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It was like a month ago.
Wags aren’t invited.
Again, can’t contemplate a normal game experience with normal people being normal. -
Riiiight.
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Compulsive liars often tend to believe that everyone else lies as well, which can be a result of their own distorted perception of reality due to the frequent fabrication of stories and a tendency to project their own behavior onto others; essentially, they may see dishonesty as the norm because they themselves lie so often.
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this is definitely true. They also lie so frequently, and often about insignificant and minor details they have problems recalling their lies. They'll often lie when everyone knows they're lying.
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haie loves talking about everyone else’s wives but it’s almost a lock that his gal falls into 1 of 3 categories
1.) GRS that got ran on throughout college and her twenties and then settled down with the safe bet who she knew would never step out on her.
2.) The random butterface that you snuck out of the back fire escape at the frat so no one saw her at 800 the next day. She figures out after college that no one’s walking her down the aisle from this group so she needs to walk her standards back a little bit.
3. The awkward kinda cute girl who does color guard or marching band or whatever and never got into the life in college. She’s mostly unbothered by Haie’s social retardation because what’s the use when you live in bumfuck Vancouver…sorry….Camas.
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shhhh he’s a member at Green Mountain CC.
Nevermind it’s a fucking Muni that closed like a decade ago but that was his story anyway. -
Gosh, that sure doesn't sound like a place a ridiculous rich guy like haie would be a member of. Maybe he is just slumming when he plays there.
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It's a lock, huh?
4. Hot tall blonde that he went to high school + college with that graduated from the Foster School and had his kids, invests his money intelligently and doesn't lord over him because he isn't a short fat loser that went to Oregon.
You left out #4, big guy.
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"Haie's a liar" is always the funniest cope, because you can throw it out there but can never point out how.
Then it's onto "he's not that much younger than me"
Then it's onto "I'd rather not be a nerd and would rather sell shit for a living in a dying state"
Then it's finally onto "Where's your pro sports owner"
