Like many of you fags who still live in Washington, our dear leader Stalin is unable to access the bored due to the power outages.
Stalin has put me in charge until he is able to resume control. I have my lists and will start working through them after I wake up from my post breakfast food coma (likely around 2pm).
If you have any issues, fuck off. Nobody gives a shit.
Stalin will get back to handling his duties when he’s goddamn good and ready. Until then, enjoy my reign of terror.
