Penn State has the lamest uniforms in football
Penn State’s uniforms remind me of the broke ass middle school uniforms I used to wear. They should have made a change after the pedo rape stuff to permanently turn the page from the Paterno era. Plain white helmets look impoverished to me.
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Disagree. Cool classic look
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They should wear brown amirite?
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Poor, Lame and 1-10 (against Ohio State)
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Michigan helmets = classic. Penn State helmets = broke ass middle school.
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We may have went to the same middle school. Lochburn?
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Thomas Jefferson. Our school color was purple, so of course we wore all white.
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Their uniforms and branding and everything hasn't changed since the 90's when they were like Georgetown and some schools that for whatever weird reason kids wore their gear that couldn't even point to their campus on a map.
There is nothing likeable about them and their head coach is a giant childish piece of shit retard like Dan Lanning and Todd Graham and whoever else I'm forgetting. Good thing they have this tight end that looks like a goofy dipshit that they will be killing us with over and over and over on Saturday.
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I don’t remember seeing any Penn State gear warn by kids, and I even spent a considerable amount of my childhood in upstate New York. UNLV was hot stuff back then, bland state never was. Probably because their look is boring.
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UNLV then Georgetown gear being universally cool captures such a very specific moment in time.
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…and I was rocking Syracuse gear during hoops season (probably once a week to switch up from my UW natty, rose bowl gear).
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Uniform smack a week before you? get your shit pushed in is peak doog. Speaking of peaks, the elevation in Happy Valley is over 1000'. That's why UW is going to get uncle fucked.
Can you imagine the barometric pressure on the east coast in November? Thank goodness Phil Knight's weather balloons seeded the area to ensure another UW road loss.
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I’m pulling a Costanza this week. We’ll see if it works.
Do you know the elevation of Nittany Hill? Will need a gentle hike to kill time before 8 pm kickoff. -
joe pa was consumed tryin to cover up kiddie rape so he couldnt focus on being 'cool.'
plus, i dont think they even had photoshop when he was coaching.
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Can't spell Pennsylvania without p*e*d*o*p*h*i*l*e.
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It’s like the old adage goes: “Penn St, bad for football attire, but great for religious pluralism.”
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says the guy loving the free beer.
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Uncle? I think you mean Defensive Coordinator fucked. After all, we’re talking about Penn St
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I have no problem with Penn State’s uniform design. I do though have a problem with them playing the style of football as the year that uniform design was created. This program hasn’t evolved a single bit in the last 60 or more years.
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PSU's idea of innovative offense is using multiple formations and shifts to throw the ball sideways for a 4 yard loss
But smashmouth works against the weaker teams up front
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Exactly. But to be honest, I’m now seeing why Ohio St has struggled so much in post season games recently. The B1G schedule doesn’t provide you with the style needed to prepare for SEC and high level ACC games. They just don’t have the skill athletes like we saw in the Pac 12.
The SEC has the size and the speed, where the B1G outside of Ohio State just brings the size. -
MON, NOV 4, 2024
Tickets on Sale Now Exclusively at Fandango for Highly Anticipated November 9th Matchup Featuring Penn State’s Annual ‘White Out’ Game at Beaver Stadium Broadcast Live from Beaver Stadium and Available both in Select IMAX Locations Nationwide and Streaming on Peacock.
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It's a good idea.
Jim Moore will probably drive up to Seattle to an IMAX just to watch his nittany lions prison rape his daWgs.
Anyone else planning on going, watch out for an old piss drunk in the theater with a coug hoodie, a smiley face tie, and a 5th of whiskey hiding in his 🍿 jerking off raw so you can quickly call security.
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Penn State Unis are boring AF and an all time classic. No mutual exclusivity here.
I wish we could have 2 uniforms and call it good.
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I remember being a little kid getting into college football and being like what's with the jerseys Penn State? Then I turned like 12 and was like who fucking cares? Clearly society has matured with me and surely we don't have grown men or even high school age guys who care about much jerseys?
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All of this is for fun. Some people like to watch Caleb Williams cry in his mothers bosom and some like the teams unis to look good. Different strokes
