What I'm Hearing RE Lake

Folks will do anything to convince themselves that a turd is really a chocolate bar, especially if it is their turd. It’s always funny when they bite into the chocolate and then complain when no one told them the chocolate bar they are holding was shit. Folks also get mad when you tell them their chocolate is actually poop, and they tell you to eff off, DIAFF, and LEAVE (except for you pods).