This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife

What time on Friday, and I'm just going to assume Sunday, should I expect you at the Nisqually River Bridge? I should be able to fit you in around @chuck 's multiple time slots. I'll have some Coors Banquet beers cooling in the waters of the Nisqually for you. Just ignore @Swaye and his relatives genocide the spawning salmon. They usually join in after the slaughter, then enjoy the latest iteration of Skid Row at the Red Wind Casino.

As always on gayme day I'll be in the bushes between the Montlake Bridge and Climbing Walls. I'll be wearing a Husky starter jacket from 1991 and one of those baseball caps with the stuffed animal husky, kind of perched on the brim. Go Dawgs! Woof!

I'm mostly joking about The Talking Heads shitting on. It's mostly that stupid suit and dancing that irks me.

You can also add to that list.

-The Pac-12 basically disintegrating out of nowhere with USC (and technically UCLA) leaving, which was one of the most shocking sports news pieces I can ever remember. Then the Pac actually disintegrating when…

-Then UW gets a life raft to the Big 10. I don't like that it's what needed to happen, but it's still shocking it happened.

-Beating Oregon twice in the same season. The first in one of the most-incredible games and settings you could ever imagine, the second after nearly two months of out of control media fellating and chest beating and DraftKings incel genius

-Making the right hire twice which is a huge move for UW. Totally could have seen UW go the lazy way and hire Wilcox over DeBoer and promote Grubb over Fisch. I'm not selling my Fisch stock yet and I think we are forgetting how awful the OL situation was. Keep the interior three from last year (and I don't even think the guards were exceptional) and Fisch smokes Cuog.