PM to any bro that drinks White Claw, Hard Seltzers, etc
What's the matter with you fucking bonios anyhow?
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Nobody actually drinks that shit. I think it's all a PR scam. They pay people to walk out of the store with them and then return them later to be restocked.
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Low carb.
Low Cal.Can be poured over ice in summer.
That’s the use case.
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Pallet cleanser my dude. I usually only drink them in the summer if I want a break in between thick beers or even just CLs on the dock or boat etc.
They're also a game changer for women in that they don't have to drink beer or like a Mike Hard's thing that has like 400 calories.
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At the island this weekend, like 90% of the people walking around had hard seltzer's in ~75 degree Puget Sound temps and the other 10% had piss beer.
The priority appears to be low calories and not feeling so tired later.
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You couldn't be more wrong, Chaz.
Just late yesterday afternoon I'm at the Cuntry Club swimming pool for Little Piss 2.0 swim lessons and there's 4 bros sitting the damn hot damn drinking some faggy Vodka seltzers. They probably we the same guys in front of us on the course recently playing terrible music from the golf carts @whlinder style.
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CL's or Miller Lites are the pallet cleanser, or you can just skip the heavy, hoppy beer and drink Modelos.
I tried a a White Claw once like 5 years ago and felt like I had to tuck my puffy ginage, back between my supple thighs. But I can whack down an 18 pack of Coors Banquet on a sunny Saturday boating or at the lake and still ride for 3 hrs the next day.
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Mrs Snow won't touch a white claw EVER. It's wine or skinny Yella Piss margs and that's it on a hot summer day.
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I blame these guys
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I wish those guys had come by while I was puking. I would've told them it was their faggy music that caused it.
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Edit...oops fucking vanilla doesn't work for me
