get the man a beer!
I wonder if he’s going to marry a stripper like his ST corch
Time to rip it brah🤙🤙🤙
fucking fight on
Who could have ever predicted this ?!?!
Time to find a Joey Kitchen in Austin.
Any coincidence that Johnny Patron has rolled into town?
Loreal? He should find a woman named Estee Lauder.
The change between wife 1 (normal frumpy chick) and wife 2 (wannabe Instagram influencer) was quite prominent. Can't wait to see what wife 3 looks like
Opened just in time for the red river shootout
I predict that Sark is going to go old fashion white chick this time around.
First wife was like a mixed Poly … second was Black … third is going to be true blue honky. Book it.
POTM
Latina former Dallas Cowboy's cheerleader. And her name is Latina.
Stephanie was lovely. Frumpy?
She was a very pretty lady. I think she played volleyball at BYU right ?
That I don't know
With the stress of meeting Texas expectations while trying to refrain from drinking, he's probably been on the cheerleader/grad student game plan.
trust issues, I’m guessing
fight the fuck on but yeah.
*he will be charming.
Steers and queers in texASS
So much for all gas and no brakes
Perhaps that's why she's selling the couch
