Sark’s wife sells the couch
 
            get the man a beer!
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            I wonder if he’s going to marry a stripper like his ST corch 
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            Time to rip it brah🤙🤙🤙 
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            fucking fight on 
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            Who could have ever predicted this ?!?! 
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            Time to find a Joey Kitchen in Austin. 
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            Any coincidence that Johnny Patron has rolled into town? 
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            Loreal? He should find a woman named Estee Lauder. 
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            The change between wife 1 (normal frumpy chick) and wife 2 (wannabe Instagram influencer) was quite prominent. Can't wait to see what wife 3 looks like 
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            Opened just in time for the red river shootout 
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            I predict that Sark is going to go old fashion white chick this time around. First wife was like a mixed Poly … second was Black … third is going to be true blue honky. Book it. 
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            POTM 
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            Latina former Dallas Cowboy's cheerleader. And her name is Latina. 
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            Stephanie was lovely. Frumpy? 
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            She was a very pretty lady. I think she played volleyball at BYU right ? 
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            That I don't know 
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            With the stress of meeting Texas expectations while trying to refrain from drinking, he's probably been on the cheerleader/grad student game plan. 
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            trust issues, I’m guessing 
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            fight the fuck on but yeah. 
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            *he will be charming. Steers and queers in texASS 
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            So much for all gas and no brakes 
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            Perhaps that's why she's selling the couch 





























