Champ Taulealea, 2025 4 ⭐️ OL, San Jose (Valley Christian), CA (Committed 6/13/24)

I mean, I get that people are starved for college football especially coming off of a national title run and going into probably the #2 conference in college football and no longer shit on for being associated with unserious programs like Cal.

But right now your time is going into these absolute Lemon Party, embarrassing fucking videos and hype photoshoots, and football staffs trying to appeal to Gen Alpha kids doing bong hits in their dads basements in Springfield. None of the content is for me or you.

Then you have these engagement farming, paste eating levels of fuckhead On3/247 rankings on loudest stadiums and best position groups when obviously, nobody including some of the coaching staffs have any fucking clue. On3 might be the most shameless dick suckers of Oregon while pretending to be a neutral site I've ever seen.

Then you have fans fighting over why didn't their shit school get as good of a rating on NCAA 25.

Then you have the retarded "insiders" that made money back when the major conference realignment was happening, trying to cling to that by fighting about "who is the Big 12 going to steal from the ACC?!?" lol.

Then you have the "West Coast Football" accounts, which big surprise, don't even talk about major west coast programs. They're all secret Utah fanboys and students that cheerleaded UW/SC/UCLA funding their fucking Mountain West program for 12 years.

Fuck it all until August imo. Still a couple months of smoking weed and talking shit from last year to do.