Eugene Speed Bump

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Suspended for the first half of the first game
Too soon?
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Just like Vegas….run away and hide.
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Is this like gurgle humor ?
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rooted in substance
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Can't wait to see how they spin this into the narrative that Lanning is never leaving Eugene.
CBS Sports headline: Reckless driving - how Lanning brought the Georgia model to the Northwest and is ready to take over college football
Author: someone who definitely makes $17,000 a year
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Can't.
Stop.
Laughing.
For real
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the important thing is that he bumped up Oregon’s recruiting ranking
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Say what you want about uw's criminals, it's like they killed anyone though.
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*not like
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Thud?
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Thump
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Proud Duck moment: "At least it wasn't for rape"
#weareahitandrunschool
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this reminds me of that horrible video of the duck fan who killed multiple people and then ran and was tackled with his head smashing into landscaping bricks. Hopefully he gets served dick on a platter each night.
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FEBU, apparently.
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Hadn't seen that one. Now I have. Turf Monster got him, Brick Monster touched his teeth down. Good Samaritan shouldn't get credit for that tackle imo.
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stealing this
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yeah, after replay you’re right. Tried to not remember the details on this one.
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What the fuck? Did he run over a dead guy? Kind of changes things
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I like drunk drivers that DON'T crash into people.
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So the guy wasn't dead enough that he had to slit his throat and whack his skull with a hammer?
Making sure, I suppose.
#Rootedinsubstance
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you’d like the old me.
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I'm guessing Oregon DB had a knife strapped to his radiator and the hammer just happened to be there.
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Fun fact. If you damage your car hitting a living creature, the repairs would be under your comprehensive coverage and not a chargeable loss. But striking something/someone who is already dead would have to go under the collision coverage and thus would be a chargeable loss.
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did you consult this guy?
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Dude throws a ⚾ sized object (maybe it was a baseball) at Austin's car 15 minutes before Austin accidentally slaughters Dude with the same car. Huh. Imagine that. I guess I just had to be there.
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Do you have a business card?
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Trublu bait. Or 46? I forget which one is which.
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'One account from law enforcement also said Austin told police he was “being menaced with a hammer” by Seaman, who he claimed jumped in front of his SUV.'
guy shouldnt have been standin there, duck player a hero in their book.
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