The Fire Marshall is no longer an eloquent man in deep pain
DerekJohnson
Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,066
This is a story of the healing of a man. The healing of the human soul.
Back in 2015 when the "incredible" button changed to "Chincredible", in honor of Jordan Chin, many of us had a good chortle. Grundle might have even guffawed. UW receiver Jordan Chin, whose Twitter handle was "Chincredible", immediately added a trademark sign to his handle after we made the change.
But one man remained tormented. The Fire Marshall was insanely bothered by this. Ironically, he has always been the guy that has referred to Oklahoma as Oklahomo, and Florida State as Floriduh State. But seeing Incredible being changed to Chincredible was too much for him to bear. He has harangued me about it ever since.
But the Fire Marshall has now sent Stalin $300 to change it to "AWESOME", and for the good of his mental health, Stalin has decreed it so.
Stalin's preference would be to change it to "AMAZE BALLS" in honor of the late DeLarry plus it sounds a little more Hardcore Husky-ish.
But that final decision rests with the FIre Marshall himself.
Comments
Can someone please pay $300 to fuck with him and change it back.
The cost to change it back is $301.
Thanks Taft!
CHAWESOME
I wish there was a "Meh" button.
CSB
$300 will make it happen Captain!
I would prefer a “you’re retarded” button myself
Just checked my profile, and now instead of pushing 20k chincrecibles, I have 7 awesomes. Thanks to Billy’s sandy vag, my stats are now far less impressive
That has happened to all of us it appears. Billy’s sandy vag is certified 24 grit hardwood strippin shit.
Looks like Chincredibles are no longer displayed but they appear to be in the background.
Fire Marshall went full on scorched earth against the Chincredible option.
With my Chincredibles erased from existence a’la Marty McFly, I’ll just have to glean my self worth from my elite level grocery bagging and can stacking.
Thanks Bill, gurgle
I like this change. I think it's chincredible, to be honest.
Way to go Billy. 7.5 years of blood, sweat and tears and like 85,000 chins down the drain, pal.
The Tug Tourettes is real, Man
Fire marshals always ruin the party
So much beautiful history lost to the dustbin.
Next they'll be tearing down chinfederate monuments
Ive been around HH a long time. I guess it's time to leave. It just isnt fun anymore. It used to be. It used to be funny, creative, chinformative, and a resource if you needed something that you had no clue about. Its changed.
The guys at HH have probably been more lenient to the FMB Oklahomos out there than any other site. We used to consider ourselves as Friends of FMB. We laughed and usually just tried to ignore stuff like Ole Piss. Grumble and I would visit the boreds and weve also been to the KOPs. Because some of you knew us and because of the slack we cut you guys, most of you wouldnt push things too far. It was funny once in awhile, but it isnt any more. Some of you just dont know when enough is enough. Some dont know when to stop. And some of the newer alts are just trying too hard to fit in. It used to be that all the guys on HH had each others back. Not any more.
The amount of complaints were getting from what some of you guys are doing has definitely increased. Some of you are having a tough time figuring out whats ok out here and whats chinnappropriate for HH. Its not that hard. Some of you guys just dont care and thats our problem. The biggest problem is that Yella and I are accountable not only to each other, but others as well. You guys have no clue how big of a shit storm you caused with Damone. The network was all over me on that and I did everything I could to make it a non issue. I got things calmed down and then a couple of knuckleheads out here stirred it all up again. A little bit was funny, but what some of you dont get is its still a business. Screwing with somebody is one thing, but when youre screwing with their business and impacting their work, its a different story. Some of you just take it way too far and dont realize we have jobs to do.
I have to be somewhat PC on Twitter and this was a place I could come and let my hair down a bit. I could interact out here in a way I couldnt on Twetters. I guess its really my fault. By doing so, I guess I opened the door for you think it was OK to make our chins your playground. Well they're not. So, Im done.
This place hasnt been the same since Boobs left anyways.
Later guysm
Less popular Bill or DeBoer?
Great thing about Bill is that he doesn't care