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Fire_Marshall_Bill

To close the loop, Beat Bama in the engorged playoffs in two years.
I posted some fanfic the other day about a pissed and greased up UW storming into Tuscaloosa in 2028 and beating DeBoner rather easily, leading to him getting fired and hired at Minnesota, where he becomes our bitch

We are one step closer.

What happened to PJ?

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.

Breaking News: Washington Coach Jedd Fisch leaving Washington after 2 hour stint for Auburn. 15M buyout.
Players meeting at 5PM PST.

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.

I miss the old times too, but fuck it, Dawgs gotta eat. This is the modern college football reality. Dannen better have the next coach targeted and teed up. Fucks like Sexton make that priority one. To use Dedouche’s platitudes, it looks like UW is built for this …. again. Don’t forget, Hurrying Hugh took a pay cut to play pro ball.

The ADs are now having to recruit the portal

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.

Anybody who gives anybody shit about mourning the loss of the college football of their youth is a grade A asshole or secretly broken up about it too but the culture of this shithole forbids any vulnerability. So actually, they’re the pussy.

You’re not alone, @jecornel.

I rewatched the movie Moneyball last night (which is why I’ve been referencing it so much). One of the grizzled, jaded old coaches makes the comment (and forgive me for paraphrasing) about finding out when the game (of baseball in this case) is done, “some guys find out at 13, some at 40…”

He was referring to being a player, but I think the similar idea could be applied to being a fan. It’s actually rare for someone to be a lifelong fan. Between changes to your team, the league, or in your own life (marriage, job, kids) most people usually walk away at some point.

The ADs are now having to recruit the portal

Good. I actually think this will help the sport and break the agents’ stranglehold on things.

The ADs are now having to recruit the portal

Dannen’s got the digits…”Better Call Jimmy”…

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.
I miss the old times too, but fuck it, Dawgs gotta eat. This is the modern college football reality. Dannen better have the next coach targeted and teed up. Fucks like Sexton make that priority one. To use Dedouche’s platitudes, it looks like UW is built for this …. again. Don’t forget, Hurrying Hugh took a pay cut to play pro ball.

Huh? It's Hurricane Hugh.

To close the loop, Beat Bama in the engorged playoffs in two years.
I posted some fanfic the other day about a pissed and greased up UW storming into Tuscaloosa in 2028 and beating DeBoner rather easily, leading to him getting fired and hired at Minnesota, where he becomes our bitch

We are one step closer.

I chinned it then, and I’ll chin it now

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.
I miss the old times too, but fuck it, Dawgs gotta eat. This is the modern college football reality. Dannen better have the next coach targeted and teed up. Fucks like Sexton make that priority one. To use Dedouche’s platitudes, it looks like UW is built for this …. again. Don’t forget, Hurrying Hugh took a pay cut to play pro ball.
Huh? It's Hurricane Hugh.

I’m too lazy to fix autocorrect fuckups.

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.

It broke because as much as we loved the old days, CF was an exploitative monopoly in so many ways. It won’t stabilize until the players get a cut from the conferences. Coaches salaries will go flat or decline and player shares will go up. Is it semi-pro? Yes, but at least it’ll be honest.

*footage of pike place market fish tossing

“Welcome back to Seattle where the huskies will receive the second half kickoff…. There you can see the pike place market always an iconic spot to visit here…. And speaking of Fisch, (Both announcers chuckle), our Molly McGrath was able to speak with the UW coach at halftime, Molly….”

Jeff Fisch is ready to reel in success as the new head coach – and he isn't afraid to swim against the stream"

Seattle's newest catch isn't from the Puget Sound – but it is a Fisch

Fisch-ing for success in the heart of Washington – Coach Jeff Fisch is ready to school the competition!

As the tide of Washington football rises, Jeff Fisch is casting a net of success over the University of Washington!

Coach Fisch is angling for triumph with his playbook – a reel game-changer for Washington football!

Washington's football future is looking fin-tastic with Coach Fisch at the helm

I cant wait to chuckle when we are up by 38 against Weber state in the 2nd quarter but absolutely lose my shit over these dumb puns when its late in the 4th quarter against penn state.

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.
I miss the old times too, but fuck it, Dawgs gotta eat. This is the modern college football reality. Dannen better have the next coach targeted and teed up. Fucks like Sexton make that priority one. To use Dedouche’s platitudes, it looks like UW is built for this …. again. Don’t forget, Hurrying Hugh took a pay cut to play pro ball.

I quit drugs and tried reality for a while - I am ready to start drugs again and say to hell with the reality of what CFB has become. It sucks growing up and I be old

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.

The past couple years have been entertaining as hell and I love shit talking Ducks.

But it all feels like a cheap high and the come down sucks.

Fisch feels like a great hire and he was building something at AZ. Different path than the Rick or DeBoer win with others guys model.

But it all feels greasy AF and college football needs a major overhaul.

As Churchill said, capitalism is the worst of all economic systems, except for all the others. Capitalism has fucked college football, comrades.

PostGameOrangeSlices

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.
The past couple years have been entertaining as hell and I love shit talking Ducks.

But it all feels like a cheap high and the come down sucks.

Fisch feels like a great hire and he was building something at AZ. Different path than the Rick or DeBoer win with others guys model.

But it all feels greasy AF and college football needs a major overhaul.

As Churchill said, capitalism is the worst of all economic systems, except for all the others. Capitalism has fucked college football, comrades.

Ehhhhh

Players are getting paid - win

Players can leave and own their own brand - win

It's semi pro now and has little to do with colleges.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.
The past couple years have been entertaining as hell and I love shit talking Ducks.

But it all feels like a cheap high and the come down sucks.

Fisch feels like a great hire and he was building something at AZ. Different path than the Rick or DeBoer win with others guys model.

But it all feels greasy AF and college football needs a major overhaul.

As Churchill said, capitalism is the worst of all economic systems, except for all the others. Capitalism has fucked college football, comrades.
Ehhhhh

Players are getting paid - win

Players can leave and own their own brand - win

It's semi pro now and has little to do with colleges.

They should be employees. They should have been decades ago. Cardale Jones didn't go to Ohio State to play school. It's a brutal sport, so they should get hellth insurance...until they get a job out of college, or when they leave college. My .02. I don't know what to do about the NIL and transfer portal mess. It shouldn't be a fucking free for all though. All four major N. American leagues have rules and commissioners. It keeps order. There is no order right now.

College football wasn’t supposed to evolve like this. Call me a pussy, I don’t care. But I’m salty about it. Oh well times have changed.
The past couple years have been entertaining as hell and I love shit talking Ducks.

But it all feels like a cheap high and the come down sucks.

Fisch feels like a great hire and he was building something at AZ. Different path than the Rick or DeBoer win with others guys model.

But it all feels greasy AF and college football needs a major overhaul.

As Churchill said, capitalism is the worst of all economic systems, except for all the others. Capitalism has fucked college football, comrades.
Ehhhhh

Players are getting paid - win

Players can leave and own their own brand - win

It's semi pro now and has little to do with colleges.

Then just have the schools directly pay players, with a salary cap, and contracts.

An employee gets benefits and a pension and long term injury care

Not going to happen

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