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So, I'm in Boston....
Swaye
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Few things of note...
1) Women here are surprisingly ugly (don't know what I expected...and their accent is horrific)
2) Bars are decent (should be in a town full of degenerate drunks)
3) Patriots fans make me wants to kill something...imagine all the 12s you have ever known talking shit with the word wicked preceeding everything...
4) Hipsters are fucking everywhere. If I see one more fedora I am going on a rampage punching spree...
5) If I see one more Boston Strong T-shirt, see number 4 (trying to make the death of a few people roughly equivalent to 9/11 - Boston = New York's little brother)
In closing, Fuck Boston.
And yes, this maybe should have gone in the Tug Tavern. IDGAF.
1) Women here are surprisingly ugly (don't know what I expected...and their accent is horrific)
2) Bars are decent (should be in a town full of degenerate drunks)
3) Patriots fans make me wants to kill something...imagine all the 12s you have ever known talking shit with the word wicked preceeding everything...
4) Hipsters are fucking everywhere. If I see one more fedora I am going on a rampage punching spree...
5) If I see one more Boston Strong T-shirt, see number 4 (trying to make the death of a few people roughly equivalent to 9/11 - Boston = New York's little brother)
In closing, Fuck Boston.
And yes, this maybe should have gone in the Tug Tavern. IDGAF.
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Damone was almost killed in the marathon bombing. Show some respect.
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If Damone says wicked all the fucking time, and wears a fedora, he probably should have been killed.allpurpleallgold said:Damone was almost killed in the marathon bombing. Show some respect.
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I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists. -
You're gonna get arrested today
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Probably just some Tory loyalists trying to make real Bostonians look bad. Those people have long memories.Swaye said:
I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.
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I imagine a scenario where I am sitting in a bar drinking Irish Car Bombs and an entire group of Boston locals are talking about the Patriots, wearing fedoras, and saying Injuns are wicked lazy. So I steal a huge pepperidge farms salami from one of the many fat and ugly BostonAZDuck said:You're gonna get arrested today
girlspigs in their group and start beating the shit out of all the faggy dudes in fedoras with the salami (75K) until the Boston PD shows up and rolls me. They will undoubtedly label me a domestic terrorist, and I will go to REAL prison for a nickle. -
Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.Swaye said:
I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists. -
Bash hipsters all you want, but bash fedoras and I'm OUT
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That would really be taking one for the team.Doogles said:
Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.Swaye said:
I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.
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Is that Daniel Russo's Halloween costume?Swaye said:
That would really be taking one for the team.Doogles said:
Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.Swaye said:
I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists. -
Sounds like you hate peopleSwaye said:Few things of note...
1) Women here are surprisingly ugly (don't know what I expected...and their accent is horrific)
2) Bars are decent (should be in a town full of degenerate drunks)
3) Patriots fans make me wants to kill something...imagine all the 12s you have ever known talking shit with the word wicked preceeding everything...
4) Hipsters are fucking everywhere. If I see one more fedora I am going on a rampage punching spree...
5) If I see one more Boston Strong T-shirt, see number 4 (trying to make the death of a few people roughly equivalent to 9/11 - Boston = New York's little brother)
In closing, Fuck Boston.
And yes, this maybe should have gone in the Tug Tavern. IDGAF. -
I think discipline-2-hole must be from Boston. He is taking this thread rather personally.
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I just noticed that after you made comment. Maybe he is still in Boston and he is going to tell me to meet him at the 7-11 in Southie. That or he married some ugly Boston split tail. Or abundance.PurpleReign said:I think discipline-2-hole must be from Boston. He is taking this thread rather personally.
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His kid was killed by a drunk driver. You're a drunk. It's pretty easy to figure out.
Just don't fuck with his dog. He loves his dog.
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I haven't been paying that much attention to him. He is easily forgettable. I will watch his flailing more closely now.AZDuck said:His kid was killed by a drunk driver. You're a drunk. It's pretty easy to figure out.
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wtf does he say 'guy' so much? Is he Kazahakstan?
P.S. Sorry about your son discipline-the-2-hole. -
So beautiful Boston girls are as commonplace as Saddam's weapons of mass destruction, eh?Swaye said:
That would really be taking one for the team.Doogles said:
Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.Swaye said:
I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists. -
So the beautiful Boston girls are all in Syria? Fuck me, that's terrible. Poor girls.Homebrew_Dawg said:
So beautiful Boston girls are as commonplace as Saddam's weapons of mass destruction, eh?Swaye said:
That would really be taking one for the team.Doogles said:
Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.Swaye said:
I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists. -
More power to ya!AZDuck said:His kid was killed by a drunk driver. You're a drunk. It's pretty easy to figure out.
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From the blog "Boston, You're My Home": Bitches + tats + Boston + Pickles... what are the odds? I should buy a lottery ticket today.
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For a fun time go to Dorchester wearing an Eli Manning jersey with a Yankees hat. They'll love your wicked smaht sense of humor. Probably buy you a few rounds....and don't forget to ask which store sells the best pressure cookers
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PurpleReign said:
From the blog "Boston, You're My Home": Bitches + tats + Boston + Pickles... what are the odds? I should buy a lottery ticket today.
odd nose/10
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She has a nose?PostGameOrangeSlices said:PurpleReign said:
From the blog "Boston, You're My Home": Bitches + tats + Boston + Pickles... what are the odds? I should buy a lottery ticket today.
odd nose/10
yum
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Just think... one day in her life was like:PurpleReign said:
"Hello."
"Hello. I'd like a tattoo on my side, please."
"Certainly. What do you want? Rose with thorns... flaming skull... giant snake... the Chinese character for 'abundance'... what do you want, Miss?"
"I'd like to get one of Woodsy Owl."
"Woodsy Owl?"
"Yes, I want a tattoo of Woodsy Owl on my side. Also a pocket watch. And can you give me a tattoo that makes it look like I have a huge bush?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o
