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So, I'm in Boston....
Swaye
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Few things of note...
1) Women here are surprisingly ugly (don't know what I expected...and their accent is horrific)
2) Bars are decent (should be in a town full of degenerate drunks)
3) Patriots fans make me wants to kill something...imagine all the 12s you have ever known talking shit with the word wicked preceeding everything...
4) Hipsters are fucking everywhere. If I see one more fedora I am going on a rampage punching spree...
5) If I see one more Boston Strong T-shirt, see number 4 (trying to make the death of a few people roughly equivalent to 9/11 - Boston = New York's little brother)
In closing, Fuck Boston.
And yes, this maybe should have gone in the Tug Tavern. IDGAF.
1) Women here are surprisingly ugly (don't know what I expected...and their accent is horrific)
2) Bars are decent (should be in a town full of degenerate drunks)
3) Patriots fans make me wants to kill something...imagine all the 12s you have ever known talking shit with the word wicked preceeding everything...
4) Hipsters are fucking everywhere. If I see one more fedora I am going on a rampage punching spree...
5) If I see one more Boston Strong T-shirt, see number 4 (trying to make the death of a few people roughly equivalent to 9/11 - Boston = New York's little brother)
In closing, Fuck Boston.
And yes, this maybe should have gone in the Tug Tavern. IDGAF.
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Damone was almost killed in the marathon bombing. Show some respect.
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If Damone says wicked all the fucking time, and wears a fedora, he probably should have been killed.allpurpleallgold said:Damone was almost killed in the marathon bombing. Show some respect.
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I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists. -
You're gonna get arrested today
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Probably just some Tory loyalists trying to make real Bostonians look bad. Those people have long memories.Swaye said:
I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.
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I imagine a scenario where I am sitting in a bar drinking Irish Car Bombs and an entire group of Boston locals are talking about the Patriots, wearing fedoras, and saying Injuns are wicked lazy. So I steal a huge pepperidge farms salami from one of the many fat and ugly BostonAZDuck said:You're gonna get arrested today
girlspigs in their group and start beating the shit out of all the faggy dudes in fedoras with the salami (75K) until the Boston PD shows up and rolls me. They will undoubtedly label me a domestic terrorist, and I will go to REAL prison for a nickle. -
Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.Swaye said:
I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists. -
Bash hipsters all you want, but bash fedoras and I'm OUT
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That would really be taking one for the team.Doogles said:
Test the orgasm theory or you have failed us all.Swaye said:
I pretty much pissed myself at "Now I'm going to stuff my face with Pepperidge Farms."ThomasFremont said:
Everything that magical talking bear said is true. Pale. Ugly. Annoying. Nails on chalkboard voices. Sort of husky. Plus, I think they hate feather Injuns here. Racists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWciXlO5W8o
