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I imagine if Lanning leaves, Oregin goes all in on Fisch

Or immediately promotes Tosh Lupoi to save the recruiting class
If Oregon really wants to fuck around a bit, they’d make a big show of going after deboer at that point

Even if it’s a no, it could really fuck with whatever negotiations are still ongoing with UW. Why wait 2-3 years to build an NIL machine when you can have one today? You’re still super close to watch UW softball, or your daughter can transfer for her own big NIL deal waiting for her. Etc. etc.

I know, I know, I will show myself out

I've considered the madness of DeBoer to Oregon after Lanning leaves for Bama as well. If it happens, you will be able to find me wandering naked on the barren Alaskan tundra for the rest of my days. There won't be many.

DoubleJDawg

I imagine if Lanning leaves, Oregin goes all in on Fisch

Or immediately promotes Tosh Lupoi to save the recruiting class
If Oregon really wants to fuck around a bit, they’d make a big show of going after deboer at that point

Even if it’s a no, it could really fuck with whatever negotiations are still ongoing with UW. Why wait 2-3 years to build an NIL machine when you can have one today? You’re still super close to watch UW softball, or your daughter can transfer for her own big NIL deal waiting for her. Etc. etc.

I know, I know, I will show myself out
I've considered the madness of DeBoer to Oregon after Lanning leaves for Bama as well. If it happens, you will be able to find me wandering naked on the barren Alaskan tundra for the rest of my days. There won't be many.

It really has been the wrong week (day?) to stop sniffing glue

whlinder

Why are there no rumors of Urbs to Bama? He could roll in and immediately compete.

FireTheJanitor

I don’t see DeBoer taking another college job. The NFL would be my concern.

Dannen specifically said last week he wasn’t concerned about Michigan for KDB. Then immediately followed up with a comment about that being a different story if the Cowboys come calling. Found that interesting

LawDawg1

I don’t see DeBoer taking another college job. The NFL would be my concern.
Dannen specifically said last week he wasn’t concerned about Michigan for KDB. Then immediately followed up with a comment about that being a different story if the Cowboys come calling. Found that interesting

Dannen can’t spell Husky and uses a weasel logo. Fuck him until he does something right.

WoolleyDoog

I don’t see DeBoer taking another college job. The NFL would be my concern.
Dannen specifically said last week he wasn’t concerned about Michigan for KDB. Then immediately followed up with a comment about that being a different story if the Cowboys come calling. Found that interesting
Dannen can’t spell Husky and uses a weasel logo. Fuck him until he does something right.

I have a terrible feeling this was coming and Cohen didn't want to even have to try to play ball so looked for a way out.

sinceredawg

Lanning does have a loaded team with better prospects for next year than Bama currently does. Unca Sweatshop will give him a 10MM bonus to make a big public show of turning down the Bama gig.

RaceBannon

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge

EsophagealFeces

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge

Freaking out is what we do best

Houhusky

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge

Bama hires Lanning, DeBoer simultaneously announces his extension and UW announces their NIL Bill Gates billion dollar partnership, Deboer fills all the gaps on the team with guys poached from both Bama and Oregon. We are the first team to go 17-0 and win the national championship in the 12 team playoff era.

LawDawg1

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge
Bama hires Lanning, DeBoer simultaneously announces his extension and UW announces their NIL Bill Gates billion dollar partnership, Deboer fills all the gaps on the team with guys poached from both Bama and Oregon. We are the first team to go 17-0 and win the national championship in the 12 team playoff era.

Penix the goat less than a year?

EastCoastDoog

BTW, Saban and DeBoer share the same agent.

A theory:

Saban’s agent knew this was coming. Told KDB to hold off knowing that Bama would come calling and that UW would need to increase their offer one last time before he signs, which he always planned on doing anyway. 4D chess

EsophagealFeces

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge
Bama hires Lanning, DeBoer simultaneously announces his extension and UW announces their NIL Bill Gates billion dollar partnership, Deboer fills all the gaps on the team with guys poached from both Bama and Oregon. We are the first team to go 17-0 and win the national championship in the 12 team playoff era.

Hang the banner

EsophagealFeces

BTW, Saban and DeBoer share the same agent.
A theory:

Saban’s agent knew this was coming. Told KDB to hold off knowing that Bama would come calling and that UW would need to increase their offer one last time before he signs, which he always planned on doing anyway. 4D chess

Now that makes more sense than most of our other retarded theories.

DucksFC

I for one am ready for a Wilcox-led TUFF Oregon squad to face a greased up Tedford-led Washington squad on 11/30

.500 record on the line.

Houhusky

Lanning couch already packed???

https://twitter.com/jedsparty/status/1745273898172657934?s=20

Kaepsknee

It won’t be Dabo, Lanning or DeBelly. It’s either Lane or believe it or not, Sark. It’s not who’s the better corch at the Blue Chips nowadays. It’s who can aquiesce to the new environment. And what were once shitty corches in Lane and Sark, are now positioned the best for new Frontier.

FireTheJanitor

Lanning couch already packed???

https://twitter.com/jedsparty/status/1745273898172657934?s=20

Downs is at home with his family.

And Bo

CallMeBigErn

The Oregon Spaces is great entertainment.

https://x.com/i/spaces/1lPKqbDgQEYGb

ntxduck

BTW, Saban and DeBoer share the same agent.
A theory:

Saban’s agent knew this was coming. Told KDB to hold off knowing that Bama would come calling and that UW would need to increase their offer one last time before he signs, which he always planned on doing anyway. 4D chess

This actually is plausible

pawz

BTW, Saban and DeBoer share the same agent.
A theory:

Saban’s agent knew this was coming. Told KDB to hold off knowing that Bama would come calling and that UW would need to increase their offer one last time before he signs, which he always planned on doing anyway. 4D chess

100% Occam’s Razor’s explanation.

Bob_C

Off season national title may not make it to February.

CallMeBigErn

Not looking good for the Duckies.

Bob_C

Coach Prime incoming for his two year stint.

Mad_Son

https://twitter.com/CFBRep/status/1745224139848249782

Great tweet

ntxduck

https://twitter.com/CFBRep/status/1745224139848249782
Great tweet

They never offer inverse odds on these but if someone actually did offer you -750 on Franklin/no that would be the freest $ of all time

PineapplePirate

If Lanning or DeBoer leave I’m going to be depressed.

RaceBannon

Lanning says no and returns a hero with a big raise

GrubHub did it first

Kingdome_Urinals

It won’t be Dabo, Lanning or DeBelly. It’s either Lane or believe it or not, Sark. It’s not who’s the better corch at the Blue Chips nowadays. It’s who can aquiesce to the new environment. And what were once shitty corches in Lane and Sark, are now positioned the best for new Frontier.

I think Lanning would be a lot more controllable than Lane.

Sark would also be insane to take that job. Judging by the Texas fans, he can keep those idiots happy for many years. Not so in Bama.

ntxduck

It won’t be Dabo, Lanning or DeBelly. It’s either Lane or believe it or not, Sark. It’s not who’s the better corch at the Blue Chips nowadays. It’s who can aquiesce to the new environment. And what were once shitty corches in Lane and Sark, are now positioned the best for new Frontier.
I think Lanning would be a lot more controllable than Lane.

Sark would also be insane to take that job. Judging by the Texas fans, he can keep those idiots happy for many years. Not so in Bama.

I don’t have many @Sources but one of the ones I trust said that under no circumstances will Alabama ever hire lane. Maybe the Saban daughter stuff was true?

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CallMeBigErn

I imagine if Lanning leaves, Oregin goes all in on Fisch

Or immediately promotes Tosh Lupoi to save the recruiting class
If Oregon really wants to fuck around a bit, they’d make a big show of going after deboer at that point

Even if it’s a no, it could really fuck with whatever negotiations are still ongoing with UW. Why wait 2-3 years to build an NIL machine when you can have one today? You’re still super close to watch UW softball, or your daughter can transfer for her own big NIL deal waiting for her. Etc. etc.

I know, I know, I will show myself out

DoubleJDawg

I imagine if Lanning leaves, Oregin goes all in on Fisch

Or immediately promotes Tosh Lupoi to save the recruiting class
If Oregon really wants to fuck around a bit, they’d make a big show of going after deboer at that point

Even if it’s a no, it could really fuck with whatever negotiations are still ongoing with UW. Why wait 2-3 years to build an NIL machine when you can have one today? You’re still super close to watch UW softball, or your daughter can transfer for her own big NIL deal waiting for her. Etc. etc.

I know, I know, I will show myself out
I've considered the madness of DeBoer to Oregon after Lanning leaves for Bama as well. If it happens, you will be able to find me wandering naked on the barren Alaskan tundra for the rest of my days. There won't be many.

It really has been the wrong week (day?) to stop sniffing glue

whlinder

Why are there no rumors of Urbs to Bama? He could roll in and immediately compete.

FireTheJanitor

I don’t see DeBoer taking another college job. The NFL would be my concern.

LawDawg1

I don’t see DeBoer taking another college job. The NFL would be my concern.
Dannen specifically said last week he wasn’t concerned about Michigan for KDB. Then immediately followed up with a comment about that being a different story if the Cowboys come calling. Found that interesting

Dannen can’t spell Husky and uses a weasel logo. Fuck him until he does something right.

WoolleyDoog

I don’t see DeBoer taking another college job. The NFL would be my concern.
Dannen specifically said last week he wasn’t concerned about Michigan for KDB. Then immediately followed up with a comment about that being a different story if the Cowboys come calling. Found that interesting
Dannen can’t spell Husky and uses a weasel logo. Fuck him until he does something right.

I have a terrible feeling this was coming and Cohen didn't want to even have to try to play ball so looked for a way out.

sinceredawg

Lanning does have a loaded team with better prospects for next year than Bama currently does. Unca Sweatshop will give him a 10MM bonus to make a big public show of turning down the Bama gig.

RaceBannon

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge

EsophagealFeces

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge

Freaking out is what we do best

Houhusky

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge

LawDawg1

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge
Bama hires Lanning, DeBoer simultaneously announces his extension and UW announces their NIL Bill Gates billion dollar partnership, Deboer fills all the gaps on the team with guys poached from both Bama and Oregon. We are the first team to go 17-0 and win the national championship in the 12 team playoff era.

Penix the goat less than a year?

EastCoastDoog

BTW, Saban and DeBoer share the same agent.

EsophagealFeces

I love this board

The natural habitat is hanging off the Aurora Bridge
Bama hires Lanning, DeBoer simultaneously announces his extension and UW announces their NIL Bill Gates billion dollar partnership, Deboer fills all the gaps on the team with guys poached from both Bama and Oregon. We are the first team to go 17-0 and win the national championship in the 12 team playoff era.

Hang the banner

EsophagealFeces

BTW, Saban and DeBoer share the same agent.
A theory:

Saban’s agent knew this was coming. Told KDB to hold off knowing that Bama would come calling and that UW would need to increase their offer one last time before he signs, which he always planned on doing anyway. 4D chess

Now that makes more sense than most of our other retarded theories.

DucksFC

I for one am ready for a Wilcox-led TUFF Oregon squad to face a greased up Tedford-led Washington squad on 11/30

.500 record on the line.

Houhusky

Lanning couch already packed???

https://twitter.com/jedsparty/status/1745273898172657934?s=20

Kaepsknee

FireTheJanitor

Lanning couch already packed???

https://twitter.com/jedsparty/status/1745273898172657934?s=20

Downs is at home with his family.

And Bo

CallMeBigErn

The Oregon Spaces is great entertainment.

https://x.com/i/spaces/1lPKqbDgQEYGb

ntxduck

BTW, Saban and DeBoer share the same agent.
A theory:

Saban’s agent knew this was coming. Told KDB to hold off knowing that Bama would come calling and that UW would need to increase their offer one last time before he signs, which he always planned on doing anyway. 4D chess

This actually is plausible

pawz

BTW, Saban and DeBoer share the same agent.
A theory:

Saban’s agent knew this was coming. Told KDB to hold off knowing that Bama would come calling and that UW would need to increase their offer one last time before he signs, which he always planned on doing anyway. 4D chess

100% Occam’s Razor’s explanation.

Bob_C

Off season national title may not make it to February.

CallMeBigErn

Not looking good for the Duckies.

Bob_C

Coach Prime incoming for his two year stint.

Mad_Son

https://twitter.com/CFBRep/status/1745224139848249782

Great tweet

ntxduck

https://twitter.com/CFBRep/status/1745224139848249782
Great tweet

They never offer inverse odds on these but if someone actually did offer you -750 on Franklin/no that would be the freest $ of all time

PineapplePirate

If Lanning or DeBoer leave I’m going to be depressed.

RaceBannon

Lanning says no and returns a hero with a big raise

GrubHub did it first

Kingdome_Urinals

It won’t be Dabo, Lanning or DeBelly. It’s either Lane or believe it or not, Sark. It’s not who’s the better corch at the Blue Chips nowadays. It’s who can aquiesce to the new environment. And what were once shitty corches in Lane and Sark, are now positioned the best for new Frontier.

I think Lanning would be a lot more controllable than Lane.

Sark would also be insane to take that job. Judging by the Texas fans, he can keep those idiots happy for many years. Not so in Bama.

ntxduck

It won’t be Dabo, Lanning or DeBelly. It’s either Lane or believe it or not, Sark. It’s not who’s the better corch at the Blue Chips nowadays. It’s who can aquiesce to the new environment. And what were once shitty corches in Lane and Sark, are now positioned the best for new Frontier.
I think Lanning would be a lot more controllable than Lane.

Sark would also be insane to take that job. Judging by the Texas fans, he can keep those idiots happy for many years. Not so in Bama.

I don’t have many @Sources but one of the ones I trust said that under no circumstances will Alabama ever hire lane. Maybe the Saban daughter stuff was true?