Washington vs. Michigan predictions

I was right about Texas and will be right again. Michigan has seen no where near the aerial assault heading their way on Monday night.

We will sell out to stop the run. McCarthy will be forced to make throws he can't make against a very underrated UW secondary that is flat out good when healthy.

Dawgs 38, Michigan 27

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houseofpain247

Close win because it's what we do.

I'm predicting every game as a close win until we lose or win big.

AOG

My gut feel: blowout loss

Looking at evidence of past games compels me to predict: close win

They look awkward sometimes and vulnerable, nevertheless have not lost

PostGameOrangeSlices

My gut feel: blowout loss

Looking at evidence of past games compels me to predict: close win

They look awkward sometimes and vulnerable, nevertheless have not lost

Why do your takes always suck?

backthepack

My gut feel: blowout loss

Looking at evidence of past games compels me to predict: close win

They look awkward sometimes and vulnerable, nevertheless have not lost

shut up

AOG

My gut feel: blowout loss

Looking at evidence of past games compels me to predict: close win

They look awkward sometimes and vulnerable, nevertheless have not lost
Why do your takes always suck?

I'm probably like the rest of the country that predicted Huskie losses... I'm not predicting a loss. That run defense is vulnerable, you know. ANyway I predict a close win.

AOG

Oh, sorry assholes, I will make sure to just fucking go full doog for you. I sat through the whole ASU game. ALl of it. Anyway a gut feel is what it is. I think the Huskiees will win as usual. Now fuck off

DoogmanRefund

UW goes up 17-3 early second quarter. Goes retarded for a while as Michigan grinds out some long drives. 24-17 late 3rd. Michigan gets a field goal early 4th. UW burns some clock but doesn’t score. Michigan takes 5 minutes to go 80 then stalls in red zone and kicks a field goal with 4 minutes left. UW gets to red zone up 24-23 with 2:00 left. Tries to go for it on 4th and 1 with an Odunze run but gets a weird procedural penalty and settles for field goal. Up 27-23 with 1 minute and the ball on their 30 Michigan forced to throw and Breuner comes up with the game ending interception.
Not a dry eye in the house.
I decide to try fentanyl for the first time because my nerves are fried. Become an addict and move south to be homeless in warmer weather. Sark gets fired when it’s discovered he has solicited me for a blow job.

EsophagealFeces

I have the same feeling I did for the Texas game, but for different reasons. I think there’s a chance we could win by double digits, but as always, it will be closer than it needs to be and my blood pressure will be through the roof.
I have heard that Viagra helps keep blood pressure low. Might as well pop one before the game, stay loose with Mrs. Feces at halftime, and then celebrate after the game.

Mrs. Feces isn’t going to Houston with me

Kingdome_Urinals

You'll see glimpses of how UW can dominate but they will fuck it up on both sides, somehow.

A brilliant but flawed team with self-destructive impulses.

Sandra6

I have the same feeling I did for the Texas game, but for different reasons. I think there’s a chance we could win by double digits, but as always, it will be closer than it needs to be and my blood pressure will be through the roof.

My blood pressure won't be through the roof. Because I know that UW will ultimately come up with a close win when all is said and done, regardless of how unlikely it might seem at different parts of the game.

HuskyHalfBrain

DawgOfTheAges

Good luck on your bet HHB... i like them straight up as well.

BroadcastingDawg

Interesting to note... against P5 opponents Corum has only averaged 4.3 YPC and 78 yards per game.

Been watching some stuff where people are saying it's pretty clear he's lost a step this year and doesn't have the burst he once had following a knee injury in '22.

In JJ McCarthy's last 5 games he's eclipsed 200 yards just once. In 4 of those games he's failed to pass for more than 150 yards.

Their offense has been really really bad of late. The Michigan defense has been giving them a lot of short fields and the O has barely done anything with it. Hopefully UW can pick up some things on film that recent teams have been doing to limit them.

ReignMan

This is a confident team, with Dawgs everywhere, that just WIN!

38-24

spuden

31-23 UW wins. Michigan Hail Mary comes up short of the goal-line and is batted away by Dom Hampton.

PurpleBaze

I'm looking for ONE ticket to the game. Life long Husky fan. Text 619-665-3000. I live in Seattle area. GO DAWGS!!!!!!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

UW goes up 17-3 early second quarter. Goes retarded for a while as Michigan grinds out some long drives. 24-17 late 3rd. Michigan gets a field goal early 4th. UW burns some clock but doesn’t score. Michigan takes 5 minutes to go 80 then stalls in red zone and kicks a field goal with 4 minutes left. UW gets to red zone up 24-23 with 2:00 left. Tries to go for it on 4th and 1 with an Odunze run but gets a weird procedural penalty and settles for field goal. Up 27-23 with 1 minute and the ball on their 30 Michigan forced to throw and Breuner comes up with the game ending interception.
Not a dry eye in the house.
I decide to try fentanyl for the first time because my nerves are fried. Become an addict and move south to be homeless in warmer weather. Sark gets fired when it’s discovered he has solicited me for a blow job.

Story as old as Tim.

GrundleStiltzkin

UW goes up 17-3 early second quarter. Goes retarded for a while as Michigan grinds out some long drives. 24-17 late 3rd. Michigan gets a field goal early 4th. UW burns some clock but doesn’t score. Michigan takes 5 minutes to go 80 then stalls in red zone and kicks a field goal with 4 minutes left. UW gets to red zone up 24-23 with 2:00 left. Tries to go for it on 4th and 1 with an Odunze run but gets a weird procedural penalty and settles for field goal. Up 27-23 with 1 minute and the ball on their 30 Michigan forced to throw and Breuner comes up with the game ending interception.
Not a dry eye in the house.
I decide to try fentanyl for the first time because my nerves are fried. Become an addict and move south to be homeless in warmer weather. Sark gets fired when it’s discovered he has solicited me for a blow job.
Story as old as Tim.

https://twitter.com/RJRobbinsDahlin/status/1153444956100419585

dirtysouwfdawg

My gut feel: blowout loss

Looking at evidence of past games compels me to predict: close win

They look awkward sometimes and vulnerable, nevertheless have not lost

DIAFF and then leave.

dirtysouwfdawg

I have my udub bet to win it all in.

Hadn’t yet placed two part parlay for the game. O/u has gone up to 56.5 and that fucking scares me because I normally go over. Torn…

BlueWeasel

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙

dirtysouwfdawg

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙

You ever attended a circle jerk?

BlueWeasel

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙
You ever attended a circle jerk?

Where's your self-respect?

dirtysouwfdawg

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙
You ever attended a circle jerk?
Where's your self-respect?

Where’s your awareness? This is Hardcore Husky. Go checkout dwagman. Lots of pussies there. You’ll fit right in.

GTFO.

PatsDoog

UW 34 MICH 24

Take it to the bank

halfbrainmanmolder

Our defense against their offense: this one is straightforward, they will score on us but our defense will make a couple of plays to give us the chance to be ahead. Their running game is good, but I am more worried about McCarty's scrambling. They will likely score in the high 20s.
Our offense against their defense: A healthy DJ and a healthy 3 headed monster receiving group will be able to score on Michigan just like they did against Texas. Final outcome: 31-27.
Two less likely scenarios:
1. They defense harasses Penix the whole game and our offense has a game like the one against ASU. Injuries might make this happen, otherwise no chance.
2. Their defense is shellshocked by Penix and Co. and we score at will like the USC game. Unfortunately, Michigan defense looks way better than USC's. On the other hand, they never faced an offense that has anything close to our firepower, so there is a slim chance this might happen.

DerekJohnson

Washington 35, Michigan 31

BlueWeasel

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙
You ever attended a circle jerk?
Where's your self-respect?
Where’s your awareness? This is Hardcore Husky. Go checkout dwagman. Lots of pussies there. You’ll fit right in.

GTFO.

Keyboard tough guy calling people names and using vile language while having a private account. Who's the pussy, dude?

Sobchak_Security

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙
You ever attended a circle jerk?
Where's your self-respect?
Where’s your awareness? This is Hardcore Husky. Go checkout dwagman. Lots of pussies there. You’ll fit right in.

GTFO.
Keyboard tough guy calling people names and using vile language while having a private account. Who's the pussy, dude?

DIAFF, then leave.

DoogieMcDoogerson

This post is a work of art.

UW goes up 17-3 early second quarter. Goes retarded for a while as Michigan grinds out some long drives. 24-17 late 3rd. Michigan gets a field goal early 4th. UW burns some clock but doesn’t score. Michigan takes 5 minutes to go 80 then stalls in red zone and kicks a field goal with 4 minutes left. UW gets to red zone up 24-23 with 2:00 left. Tries to go for it on 4th and 1 with an Odunze run but gets a weird procedural penalty and settles for field goal. Up 27-23 with 1 minute and the ball on their 30 Michigan forced to throw and Breuner comes up with the game ending interception.
Not a dry eye in the house.
I decide to try fentanyl for the first time because my nerves are fried. Become an addict and move south to be homeless in warmer weather. Sark gets fired when it’s discovered he has solicited me for a blow job.

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houseofpain247

Close win because it's what we do.

I'm predicting every game as a close win until we lose or win big.

AOG

My gut feel: blowout loss

Looking at evidence of past games compels me to predict: close win

They look awkward sometimes and vulnerable, nevertheless have not lost

PostGameOrangeSlices

My gut feel: blowout loss

Looking at evidence of past games compels me to predict: close win

They look awkward sometimes and vulnerable, nevertheless have not lost

Why do your takes always suck?

backthepack

My gut feel: blowout loss

Looking at evidence of past games compels me to predict: close win

They look awkward sometimes and vulnerable, nevertheless have not lost

shut up

AOG

My gut feel: blowout loss

Looking at evidence of past games compels me to predict: close win

They look awkward sometimes and vulnerable, nevertheless have not lost
Why do your takes always suck?

I'm probably like the rest of the country that predicted Huskie losses... I'm not predicting a loss. That run defense is vulnerable, you know. ANyway I predict a close win.

AOG

DoogmanRefund

EsophagealFeces

I have the same feeling I did for the Texas game, but for different reasons. I think there’s a chance we could win by double digits, but as always, it will be closer than it needs to be and my blood pressure will be through the roof.
I have heard that Viagra helps keep blood pressure low. Might as well pop one before the game, stay loose with Mrs. Feces at halftime, and then celebrate after the game.

Mrs. Feces isn’t going to Houston with me

Kingdome_Urinals

You'll see glimpses of how UW can dominate but they will fuck it up on both sides, somehow.

A brilliant but flawed team with self-destructive impulses.

Sandra6

I have the same feeling I did for the Texas game, but for different reasons. I think there’s a chance we could win by double digits, but as always, it will be closer than it needs to be and my blood pressure will be through the roof.

HuskyHalfBrain

DawgOfTheAges

Good luck on your bet HHB... i like them straight up as well.

BroadcastingDawg

ReignMan

This is a confident team, with Dawgs everywhere, that just WIN!

38-24

spuden

31-23 UW wins. Michigan Hail Mary comes up short of the goal-line and is batted away by Dom Hampton.

PurpleBaze

I'm looking for ONE ticket to the game. Life long Husky fan. Text 619-665-3000. I live in Seattle area. GO DAWGS!!!!!!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

UW goes up 17-3 early second quarter. Goes retarded for a while as Michigan grinds out some long drives. 24-17 late 3rd. Michigan gets a field goal early 4th. UW burns some clock but doesn’t score. Michigan takes 5 minutes to go 80 then stalls in red zone and kicks a field goal with 4 minutes left. UW gets to red zone up 24-23 with 2:00 left. Tries to go for it on 4th and 1 with an Odunze run but gets a weird procedural penalty and settles for field goal. Up 27-23 with 1 minute and the ball on their 30 Michigan forced to throw and Breuner comes up with the game ending interception.
Not a dry eye in the house.
I decide to try fentanyl for the first time because my nerves are fried. Become an addict and move south to be homeless in warmer weather. Sark gets fired when it’s discovered he has solicited me for a blow job.

Story as old as Tim.

GrundleStiltzkin

UW goes up 17-3 early second quarter. Goes retarded for a while as Michigan grinds out some long drives. 24-17 late 3rd. Michigan gets a field goal early 4th. UW burns some clock but doesn’t score. Michigan takes 5 minutes to go 80 then stalls in red zone and kicks a field goal with 4 minutes left. UW gets to red zone up 24-23 with 2:00 left. Tries to go for it on 4th and 1 with an Odunze run but gets a weird procedural penalty and settles for field goal. Up 27-23 with 1 minute and the ball on their 30 Michigan forced to throw and Breuner comes up with the game ending interception.
Not a dry eye in the house.
I decide to try fentanyl for the first time because my nerves are fried. Become an addict and move south to be homeless in warmer weather. Sark gets fired when it’s discovered he has solicited me for a blow job.
Story as old as Tim.

https://twitter.com/RJRobbinsDahlin/status/1153444956100419585

dirtysouwfdawg

My gut feel: blowout loss

Looking at evidence of past games compels me to predict: close win

They look awkward sometimes and vulnerable, nevertheless have not lost

DIAFF and then leave.

dirtysouwfdawg

I have my udub bet to win it all in.

Hadn’t yet placed two part parlay for the game. O/u has gone up to 56.5 and that fucking scares me because I normally go over. Torn…

BlueWeasel

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙

dirtysouwfdawg

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙

You ever attended a circle jerk?

BlueWeasel

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙
You ever attended a circle jerk?

Where's your self-respect?

dirtysouwfdawg

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙
You ever attended a circle jerk?
Where's your self-respect?

Where’s your awareness? This is Hardcore Husky. Go checkout dwagman. Lots of pussies there. You’ll fit right in.

GTFO.

PatsDoog

UW 34 MICH 24

Take it to the bank

halfbrainmanmolder

DerekJohnson

Washington 35, Michigan 31

BlueWeasel

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙
You ever attended a circle jerk?
Where's your self-respect?
Where’s your awareness? This is Hardcore Husky. Go checkout dwagman. Lots of pussies there. You’ll fit right in.

GTFO.

Keyboard tough guy calling people names and using vile language while having a private account. Who's the pussy, dude?

Sobchak_Security

Michigan 43, Washington 10. The Wolverines are just too physical for the Huskies.🤠👍💛💙
You ever attended a circle jerk?
Where's your self-respect?
Where’s your awareness? This is Hardcore Husky. Go checkout dwagman. Lots of pussies there. You’ll fit right in.

GTFO.
Keyboard tough guy calling people names and using vile language while having a private account. Who's the pussy, dude?

DIAFF, then leave.

DoogieMcDoogerson

This post is a work of art.

UW goes up 17-3 early second quarter. Goes retarded for a while as Michigan grinds out some long drives. 24-17 late 3rd. Michigan gets a field goal early 4th. UW burns some clock but doesn’t score. Michigan takes 5 minutes to go 80 then stalls in red zone and kicks a field goal with 4 minutes left. UW gets to red zone up 24-23 with 2:00 left. Tries to go for it on 4th and 1 with an Odunze run but gets a weird procedural penalty and settles for field goal. Up 27-23 with 1 minute and the ball on their 30 Michigan forced to throw and Breuner comes up with the game ending interception.
Not a dry eye in the house.
I decide to try fentanyl for the first time because my nerves are fried. Become an addict and move south to be homeless in warmer weather. Sark gets fired when it’s discovered he has solicited me for a blow job.