The 15-yard intererence penalty on the punt return wasn’t helpful either.
I made it all game without a hat throw until this. It was really just boil over from the DJ injury gifting them 40 seconds, but I lost it there.
An otherworldly sequence of events. All you had to do was Neil the ball. People may forget, but I will remember. This was Arizona Chris Petersen on Roids.
Run, run = chance of getting 1st down and winning game but risk fumble, fumble, injury stop clock, injury stop clock versus knee, knee take at most 8 seconds less off clock (remember they had 2 TOs) punt and they have to go 70-85 yards in 15-20 seconds. One scenario has far more risk than the other.
Snap the ball to Penix, he moves away from the pressure and takes a knee only when in trouble. You stand up until the last moment, then take a knee. We fucked that up so royally. When the game ended I cried and nearly threw up at the same time. This was too much.
When you can cry, vomit and orgasm simultaneously like @StLouisDawg, get back to me
In fairness, it’s not an every time sort of thing. Gotta pace yourself. More like a quarterly or bi-yearly sorta-thing for the most part.
The 15-yard intererence penalty on the punt return wasn’t helpful either.
I made it all game without a hat throw until this. It was really just boil over from the DJ injury gifting them 40 seconds, but I lost it there.
More agonizing than Tuputala dropping the ball at the 2 yard line? Because there is stiff competition this year.
All game not all year lol there have been several. Usually at least one a game, except Corvallis because I was too cold and wet to move or care about anything other than just survive and advance
Run, run = chance of getting 1st down and winning game but risk fumble, fumble, injury stop clock, injury stop clock versus knee, knee take at most 8 seconds less off clock (remember they had 2 TOs) punt and they have to go 70-85 yards in 15-20 seconds. One scenario has far more risk than the other.
Snap the ball to Penix, he moves away from the pressure and takes a knee only when in trouble. You stand up until the last moment, then take a knee. We fucked that up so royally. When the game ended I cried and nearly threw up at the same time. This was too much.
When you can cry, vomit and orgasm simultaneously like @StLouisDawg, get back to me
In fairness, it’s not an every time sort of thing. Gotta pace yourself. More like a quarterly or bi-yearly sorta-thing for the most part.
Not sure if this is related to what you are saying but I have also found that my masturbation rhythm revolves around quarterly cycles.
Guys I'm so fucking sorry for being debbie downer when I should be ecstatic. My boys were calling for us to throw and I'm begging no, no, no. Just knee, knee punt. I guess there always was a script and this team of destiny doesn't know any other way to win than chaos. Michigan is 4.5 favorites. I have to put $500 on the $line and $500 +4.5. Dawgs should win rather easily say 35-17 or some shit but it will go down to the wire somehow and they'll win their 4th National Championship. So happy for the players and fan base. They're playing in the NC and nothingbelse matters. GO DAWGS!
I'm scared to check the HcH Twitter account for the first time in six weeks for fear that @GrundleStiltzkin is on there calling for DeBoer's firing
Had I not been occupied elsewhere, a very real risk.
Run, run = chance of getting 1st down and winning game but risk fumble, fumble, injury stop clock, injury stop clock versus knee, knee take at most 8 seconds less off clock (remember they had 2 TOs) punt and they have to go 70-85 yards in 15-20 seconds. One scenario has far more risk than the other.
Snap the ball to Penix, he moves away from the pressure and takes a knee only when in trouble. You stand up until the last moment, then take a knee. We fucked that up so royally. When the game ended I cried and nearly threw up at the same time. This was too much.
When you can cry, vomit and orgasm simultaneously like @StLouisDawg, get back to me
In fairness, it’s not an every time sort of thing. Gotta pace yourself. More like a quarterly or bi-yearly sorta-thing for the most part.
Not sure if this is related to what you are saying but I have also found that my masturbation rhythm revolves around quarterly cycles.
I recorded the game, turned my TV off, turned my phone off, put together 500 pieces of a 1000 piece puzzle, listened to four albums and relaxed as much as I could. Checked the clock around 9:45 and I'm thinking it's probably safe to turn my phone back on. Games gotta be over. I look at the last messages that popped up from my group and I see a string of text that look something like this, FUCK! NO! FUCK, we can't lose this now. WTF!!!! and I turn the phone over and went back to my puzzle. Fifteen minutes later, shaking and about to vomit I check again and UW had won. I start communicating with my friends, restart the game and watch a typical UW football game. They did everything they could to keep Texas in the game and still found a way to make one more play than the opponent. It's truly incredible. We all can nitpick the process but no one can argue with results. I knew the score and the game was still riveting and anxiety ridden. The Michigan game will be the same way because that's what this team does. I think they got this and I'm ready for it.
I love you but am so fucking pissed I can't be happy. Dillon Johnson is in the hospital tonight because morons who get paid millions put him there.
He was walking around the sidelines the last couple plays.
Ok I'm sorry HB. When he went down, I left the house, took a long cold walk for perspective, and got back in for the last 10 seconds and 2 plays. I should have just had a heart attack and died outside. WHY??? Knee, knee, punt. TX has to go 80 yards with no TOs in 13 seconds. I don't get paid $5,000,000 + to figure that the fuck out. Again, I'm sorry but this was just beyond stupid.
Hey I was thinking the same thing. But I sure as hell never thought our “warrior” running back would get hurt so bad he couldn’t fucking roll himself off the field.
I like that DeBoer trusts his players. It’s what has gotten him to 25-2 and playing for the national championship.
I'm high risk as anyone but this was throwing the ball at the end of the WSU game stupid. This shit is why Dan Lanning and the Ducks played Liberty today.
Lanning burned something like 40 live seconds in 3 snaps having Nix run around and on the last play heave it oob Magic Johnson vs Portland style, against some team this year. UW could have lost 40 yards taking delayed knees and the game would be over.
What? They were at the 40. Go watch again. Worst case scenario they punt from the 50 and TX has 20 seconds to go 70 yards (shouldn't be worse than 80) with no TOs. Instead they run, run could have fumbled, could have fumbled, get injured, stop the clock with 50 seconds and then rough the receiver for 15 fucking yards. Dumbest possible outcome and put themselves in a position to lose when it was nearly statistically impossible. End of WSU stupid.
It's the same argument. Things could have been done at much lower risk to run MORE tim off the clock.
Run, run = chance of getting 1st down and winning game but risk fumble, fumble, injury stop clock, injury stop clock versus knee, knee take at most 8 seconds less off clock (remember they had 2 TOs) punt and they have to go 70-85 yards in 15-20 seconds. One scenario has far more risk than the other.
No one complained when they did this against Oregon in the CCG
I was so calm the entire game. Moreso than any game since September.
Until DJ couldn’t get off the fucking field.
That’s when the wheels came off the calm bus. I said things loudly that are not only anatomically impossible to perform but had my wife wondering how the hell I could even imagine the acts.
The 15-yard intererence penalty on the punt return wasn’t helpful either.
I made it all game without a hat throw until this. It was really just boil over from the DJ injury gifting them 40 seconds, but I lost it there.
An otherworldly sequence of events. All you had to do was Neil the ball. People may forget, but I will remember. This was Arizona Chris Petersen on Roids.
It was almost as if DeBoer was caught between thinking, “we can end this fucking game right now with a touchdown” vs. “we can win this game safely going with the chalk.”
I would have been fine with either decision but the plays that were called didn’t fit either scenario. And not making Sark use his second TO was a big mistake.
I was more pissed off with 12min left after the fumble we threw it 4 times in a row and ran less than a minute off the clock. Get 2-3 first downs and the game is wrapped up.
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Until DJ couldn’t get off the fucking field.
That’s when the wheels came off the calm bus. I said things loudly that are not only anatomically impossible to perform but had my wife wondering how the hell I could even imagine the acts.
EVERYTHING was going wrong.
I would have never recovered if we lost that game.
But it wasn’t. Winners win.
It's the prior possession not forcing Sark to take a 2nd timeout when a touchdown doesn't matter as much as two scores.
We are in victory formation if Texas only has one T.O.
It's an incredible blunder, that's been repeated by the staff.
These things are all true with this team:
1. We will let you score a TD before half.
2. We will give you the ball back with enough time to score at the end.
3. We will still win the game.
I would have been fine with either decision but the plays that were called didn’t fit either scenario. And not making Sark use his second TO was a big mistake.